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wartorial 

Noun. A social media styled tutorial for the use of military technology or guerilla warfare tactics. Often associated with a sense of nonchalantness, sarcasm, or levity that is starkly contrasted with the war itself. Coined in 2022 during the Russian invasion of Ukraine.
Have you seen the viral Ukrainian YouTube wartorial for abandoned Russian tanks?
wartorial by Wartorialsmith March 2, 2022
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wartophile

a person who is literally OBSSESED with warts- like in a really gross way.
stop being such a wartophile.”
wartophile by prude101 August 24, 2022
A person that is extremely annoying and has acne.
"That guy is the biggest wertoss I've ever seen!
wertoss by morgiemuscle March 21, 2024

Wurbologist 

You specialize in handling, repairing, distributing and manufacturing of wurblers (bong to smoke crystals from)
I am the worlds best wurbler maker u could say I'm a wurbologist
Wurbologist by anonymous September 26, 2025

Family Wurtinger 

The Wurtingers are very smart. They have a lot of lawyers who will save ur ass when u coked too much.

Also they all have really fat asses and are able to do the schreibers'switch all the time under any circumstances.
They have low tolarnce towards alc and are "einfach die beeeschten"
Although they don't have much in the front they do in the back trust me.
Girl 1: "Look at that FAT dump truck. WHOS THAT?"
Girl 2: That's Family Wurtinger he benches 100kg and can hip thrust u if u know what i mean"
Family Wurtinger by Wurti April 22, 2023

Forbidden Wurtele 

Threesome involving only men where all 3 maintain eye contact.
Hey what do you say, let's go down to the bar and pick up another and have a "forbidden Wurtele tonight!"
Forbidden Wurtele by Rrsparky October 7, 2025