willy-wonky

Adjective used to describe a state of weirdness, disarray, or uncomfortable feeling.

Sam was all willy-wonky after he caught his wife sleeping with his brother.

Watching someone eat mayonnaise makes me feel willy-wonky.

It's willy-wonky that I'm paying taxes so other able bodied people can sit at home, smoke potweed, and watch reruns on a tv (that I pay for).

by Dyman Princess June 14, 2017

wonky britches

When your undercarriage gets sweaty from running or whatver activity. AKA Sweaty Nutz, swamp ass.

No running for me today, It gives me a terrible case of the wonky britches.

by TastesLikeDeadBaby June 08, 2005

wonky

A mans favorite tool. The penis

1.You have to have a big wonky to be a porn star.
2.Son, quit playing with your wonky.

by Jeffry Josephat November 29, 2005

wonky willy

The most wretched of penises, especially one without foreskin. It describes the limp physical trait of a penis that has no hope for erection. Also known as “over-ripe banana”, “prickley pickle”, and “squirm worm”.

“Dude, the girl last night looked like my ass had a shit baby, it gave me a fuckin wonky willy.

by Hary Peenus November 27, 2018

wonky eye

someone who has a lazy or “wonky” eye of which they cannot control

bruhhh look at isaac’s wonky eye, can’t tell who he’s looking at.

by perepee April 09, 2022

wonky wood

The irregular, non-straight pieces of lumber that nobody wants. Suitable for building a house from Dr. Seuss.

That bale of lumber we got from Discount Lumber, more than half of it was wonky wood.

by Jack Lumbar January 18, 2014

Wonky tonky

When a homie be high as balls he be WONKY TONKY

Dang bro kyles wonky tonky

by Andrew lafrance February 03, 2022