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windowmeth 

1. The page you found when you went to search for meth without deleting your search for window

2. Probably the name of a metalcore band
1.

Person 1: Yo fam u want some windowmeth
Person 2: wtf
Person 1: oh shit sorry I was searching for windows for my shed and went to search for meth without deleting my search for windows
Person 2: you're talking to me irl

Person 1: fuck

2.

Person 1: Do you listen to Windowmeth?
Person 2: Yeah I love their sick grooves, damn I love being an edgy teenager who thinks he's hardcore but can't stand Meshuggah or Dillinger
windowmeth by MMR_LM February 16, 2018
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windowsexual 

A windowsexual is a person who is attracted to windows, he/she likes to fuck a window.
Men: Men like to stick their DICKS into the window.
Women: Women like to stick the window into their vagina.
Man: *enters bedroom*
*sees girlfriend getting fucked by a very sexy window*
Man: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH A FUCKING WINDOW!
Women: Oh god I'm so sorry that I let a window fuck me, he was too fucking hot.
Man: ARE YOU WINDOWSEXUAL!?
Women: I think so....
Man: *kills his girlfriend and then fucks the window*
windowsexual by wq.bi October 24, 2019

Windowsed 

What happens when you use Windows for too long (all at once or over periods of time) and you start to hate stuff. The first thing that is hated is computers, then your (seemingly) messy desk, then the fact that you can't lick your elbow (or other weird shit), then you hate the floor because it is sticky (even if you're wearing shoes), and then you'll hate your keyboard, mouse, speakers, etc., and then finally yourself.
I think you've been Windowsed.
Windowsed by Windoze Basher August 24, 2010

Esc 123456789-= Backspace Tab qwertyuiop[]\ CapsLockasdfghjkl;' Enter LeftShift zxcvbnm,./ RightShift LCtrl WindowsKey LAlt Spacebar RAlt FN [-] RCtrl 

The U L T I M A T E level of boredom
I am bored so i typed Esc 123456789-= Backspace Tab qwertyuiop\ CapsLockasdfghjkl;' Enter LeftShift zxcvbnm,./ RightShift LCtrl WindowsKey LAlt Spacebar RAlt FN - RCtrl into Urban Dictionary

windowsreallypissesmeoff

When your os (operating system) is windows, and it shuts down on you when you are doing something really important.
GOD DAMNIT!! Windows just windowsreallypissesmeoffed!
windowsreallypissesmeoff by Jeremy November 26, 2004

Windowstenophobia 

The German Dude still uses windows 7, he must have Windowstenophobia

Windowses 

Many Windows out of which XP is the only one worth using
Out of all the Windowses, ...
Windowses by fuctdwn September 24, 2011