Dutch Windmill

When you fart in front of a fan to gas someone standing downwind. Also works outside with directional gusts.

Audrey farted in front of the office fan and gave me a Dutch Windmill.

by dong slayer October 13, 2009

Dutch Windmill

A sexual act in which you attach gloves onto each arm of a windmill at a miniputt course, and let the gloves slap your ass as you jerk off.

I heard Zylus can't go to the miniputt course anymore after he got caught giving himself a Dutch Windmill

by Maide January 18, 2012

Windmill Cancer

A rare type of cancer that originates in the ears and eventually spreads to the brain.

First develops when you hear someone say something incredibly stupid.

Donald Trump: "Your house just lost 75% value because it's near a generator"

Person: "Ahhh I just got Windmill Cancer!"

by HoneyBoy1 April 3, 2019

throwing windmills

swinging your arms like windmills whilst in a fight with someone.

George: how did that fight go ?
Barry: well Dave won due to him throwing windmills

by allllllllllllllex June 11, 2011

milky windmill

When you ejaculate onto a spinning ceiling fan, and it projects your semen into various areas of your room.

I forgot to turn my ceiling fan off before I jacked off last night. It was a total milky windmill

by Tjmax488 February 20, 2018

windmill woman

A woman who pleasures herself on a swinging roller coaster and climaxes as the ride swings to the highest point.

"Dad, why is water falling from that ride?"
"Oh, there must be a windmill woman riding it."
"Dad, what's a windmill woman?"
"Your mother."

by ZakkTheSneak April 19, 2018

tennessee windmill

When your at a girls house and you bust a nut and start windmilling your dick around getting cum every where then leaving

I Tennessee windmilled my ex the last time we hung out

by Billy bob_jones November 19, 2019