When you fart in front of a fan to gas someone standing downwind. Also works outside with directional gusts.
by dong slayer October 13, 2009
A sexual act in which you attach gloves onto each arm of a windmill at a miniputt course, and let the gloves slap your ass as you jerk off.
I heard Zylus can't go to the miniputt course anymore after he got caught giving himself a Dutch Windmill
by Maide January 13, 2012
A rare type of cancer that originates in the ears and eventually spreads to the brain.
First develops when you hear someone say something incredibly stupid.
First develops when you hear someone say something incredibly stupid.
Donald Trump: "Your house just lost 75% value because it's near a generator"
Person: "Ahhh I just got Windmill Cancer!"
Person: "Ahhh I just got Windmill Cancer!"
by HoneyBoy1 April 04, 2019
by allllllllllllllex May 17, 2011
When your at a girls house and you bust a nut and start windmilling your dick around getting cum every where then leaving
by Billy bob_jones November 20, 2019
When you ejaculate onto a spinning ceiling fan, and it projects your semen into various areas of your room.
by Tjmax488 February 20, 2018
A woman who pleasures herself on a swinging roller coaster and climaxes as the ride swings to the highest point.
"Dad, why is water falling from that ride?"
"Oh, there must be a windmill woman riding it."
"Dad, what's a windmill woman?"
"Your mother."
"Oh, there must be a windmill woman riding it."
"Dad, what's a windmill woman?"
"Your mother."
by ZakkTheSneak September 09, 2017