wifed

when u cant hook up wit anyone else and nor could he/she (your boy or girl) without the other being upset therefore making you wifed

Anne: were not going out though
Jake:yeah but ya'll are wifed..so you pretty much are

by sweetie21 December 11, 2004

Wife

The Woman that makes you the best sandwiches

Man my wife makes the best sandwiches

by Glowey September 7, 2017

Wife

Formally known as Satan, will remove genitals if wed

my wife removed my genitals because she is the devil

by Pakidz December 9, 2006

Wife be

A girl you are dating or having a relationship with, whom you could imagine marrying one day. A big love. A totally positive way of saying wifee.

I really like her, she's gonnna be my wife be!

by Nateatscarpet February 25, 2009

Wife

The number one stalker in your life. Your consciousness, the number one voice in your head. Whatever has marked you as its prey.

I was trying to get away from this guy that was following me around, then I thought, "time to throw on the good ol wife beater."

by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007

Wife

The person you exchange milk with

Husband: Can I have some milk
Wife: Sure

by Nedac rette November 4, 2019

WIFE

Washing
Ironing
Feeding
Entertainment

My wife is a tool that i use on a day t day basis. she washes, cleans, cooks and is good in the bedroom. ;-)

by evovove May 13, 2005