wide elbow

obnoxious handshake. when a douche bag approaches you with a handshake while sticking his elbow far too wide.

I hate when douche bags give me the wide elbow.

by bmoneymillionaire August 24, 2008

dual wide

running two tv setups in a dorm/apartment room side by side

We running dual wide up in this bitch. Check out my setup..
Hey check this shit out!! He's running dual wide.

by nich guerhring October 6, 2013

Wide Stance

The laughable explanation you give an arresting undercover officer with whom you tried to initiate sexual activity by reaching with YOUR FOOT into HIS STALL and MAKING DIRECT CONTACT with HIS FOOT.

Senator Larry Craig didn't intend to initiate stall sex, he simply has a WIDE STANCE.

by Edman Graham September 8, 2007

double wide

A type of double penetration manuever, this can be both a act done with couples, or a threesome act. The receiving partner is penetrated by either two cocks simultaneously (in the case of a threesome) or by a single cock and a toy at the same time. This requires a hell of alot of petroleum based lube and and relaxation.

Wendy was gangbanged by Bobby and Frankdouble wide, turns out they didn't use enough lube and she was tight as a nun.

Looks like she won't be having sex again... A week later, she said was gonna join a monastery and pledge her life to god.

And that's how nuns are made.

by EclecticFoxx June 9, 2007

wide dog

The enemy of long cat. An extremely big, fat dog, spread throughout the internet, but yet, it has only been pictured one single time. This picture is easily accessible on the internet, and this is what wide dog is about. A picture of a big, fat dog.

I saw the picture of wide dog yesterday. It is awesome, and 10000 times cooler than long cat.

Wide dog is truly fat.

by Alexander Malskaer May 12, 2008

wide stance

A term for a homosexual, conservative, white-collar person in a position of power who doesn't want his sexuality to be publicly revealed.

Trent Lott has a wide stance.

by Rundy September 16, 2007

wide vag

when a women (whore) has had sexual intercourse so much that her vagina is ripped open and is constantly flabbing around. The viginal opening is so wide that the women could fit over three large penises in side at a time during sexual relations.

1)Holy shit i was with katies mom last night and her vag was so wide there was no need for lube.

2) That chick had such a wide vag that it flabbs around when she runs around.

3) EWW i was having sex last night with some hooker and her vag was so wide that it felt like fucking a bowl of jello.

4) Fuck i hate wide vags it a complete waste of a boner/stiffy.

5) billy: shit i hate my wifes wide vag
steven: HEY IT HAPPENS !!!!!

by Chode1234Police February 13, 2009