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Whiteness

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To use white privilege as a weapon towards a person of color in attempts cause distress or harm to the person of color.
“I’m going to tell them there’s an African-American man threatening my life" she said as she wielded her whiteness.
by CanadianMarine May 28, 2020
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Whiteness

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In court they describe there side of the story
by Nosages July 15, 2019
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righty whities

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Caucasian Republicans that compulsively obsess about other people's problems while diminishing their own issues.
Ann Ho-ltur always seems to be bitching about someone else, but never mentions how often she like to take dog cock in the ass. She and Robert Novak are just a coupla righty whities with the taste of W's ball cheeze smeared on their faces.
by GloriaB March 24, 2007
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whitenessed

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When one witnesses a racist event but does nothing to intervene or stop it.
“Yeah, Trey was getting racially profiled by this cop and Ben kept on walking

“Dude he totally just whitenessed that whole thing
by PK_President June 14, 2018
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The Whiteness

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A man so white, as to almost appear opaque. He makes Q-Tips jealous. Rice envies his lack of pigment. When a white linen napkin is in his presence, it most likely falls to the floor in awe. Flour fails to live up to his level of pastieness.
"Do you remember seeing The Whiteness at Q's Place that one time, Joe?"

"Every time I look in the mirror."
by Tyrannical T-Bagger November 21, 2013
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Whities

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A: Have you seen what that guy's brother did to his sandwich?

B: No, go away.

A: He took a big bite out of it with his big, shiny whities.

B: He took a bite out of it with his underpants?

A: What? No. His whities. His teeth.

B: Oh. Sure. Go away.
by I-Don't-Want-A-Nickname August 26, 2019
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If one is always gayest when dating, Blackest when angry, thén Whiteest when sulken, sullen, gloomy and or wearing red lipstick as if you say all da Blacks Åre men, all women Åre White and all gays whether homosexual ie homogeneity/ homogenous/ homogeneity seeking or not remain happy.
by Brassδάκρυ March 15, 2020
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