Sex wheeze

Having amazing, mind blowing sex that you can't catch your breath and wheezing begins due to the lack of oxygen.

"Our sexy time was so awesome that I have a sex wheeze going on"

by Nanitze May 13, 2014

Carl Wheezer

The ULTIMATE ladies man. Buy him croissants and he's all yours...

Friend: Hey, isn't that dude the one who stole a truck full of croissants last weekend?
Friend 2: Yeah, his names Carl Wheezer? I think.
Me: Ohhh... My.... God..... He's so hot, I've never wanted to be a croissant so bad in my whole life.

by Granolayogurt January 27, 2021

Pass the weezy

After someone says or does something idiotic or stupid you say pass the weezy as a means of ridiculing them or their actions. Also can be used as way to indicate that work is done for the day and its time to go out and get a drink or get stoned.

1st person: Dude, I have had a rough day, lets get out of here.
2nd person: Pass the Weezy.

by Kfan dude November 9, 2009

weezy grohs

The act of freezing you own shit to insert back up your anus.

Man, i've just seen some chick doing a weezy grohs. It was rough.

by John Anon August 3, 2009

mo-weezy

Moet champagne

Lets sip mo-weezy

by JC198 July 18, 2009

wheezing the juice

sticking your head under a soda fountain machine and drinking from it

Bubba liked Mountain Dew so much he got caught wheezing the juice at the 7 eleven and was kicked out of the store!

by JDoggggggggggggg October 16, 2006

Wheezus Christ

Our overlord and savior of the human race that goes by the name of Caleb, most followers tend to wheeze when praying to him. Wheezes for your sins.

This religion is very fragile and most of the time very strong and independent when it comes to online bullying. He is acceptable to cocaine, marijuana, and black tar heroin (specifically). If Wheezus Christ, or any of his followers, come in contact with these substances they get supercharged. When supercharged they become highly memeable. Be careful if you want to follow him. You won't return.

I pray to our lord and savior Wheezus Christ every morning and every night.

Lord and savior Wheezus Christ please wheeze all over me.

by Wheezing Follower January 18, 2017