Guy 1: "Why would you give me a wet Willy if you knew I'm vegan??"
Guy 2: "It's good man, it was a vegan wet willy. No animal products used."
Guy 2: "It's good man, it was a vegan wet willy. No animal products used."
by CaptainLongnipples May 7, 2018
The act of licking your long shlong and repeatedly shoving it in the guy/girl/dog/cat/or whatever kinky shit your into's ear.
by Mattymins1123 July 22, 2015
One student gave a pure wet willy to a student in class sleeping in first period, the whole class was feeling hilarious
by D money509 April 22, 2015
The more advanced version of a Wet Willy. The Toasted Wet Willy is when you lick your finger, then stick it in bread crumbs and put it in someone's ear.
Did you see Kenny give Brad a toasted wet willy at lunch? It took him 15 minutes to clean out his ear.
by FuriousGeorge3 April 28, 2022
“Damn, Adam gave me a Mexican Wet Willy last night after we ate mango habanero wings. I had to douche with ranch to cool down.”
by SaraMrk June 26, 2021
The act of giving a regular wet willy but instead of saliva, you stick your finger up your nose and then in the victim's ear.
by Aaron The Terrible March 22, 2018
The Ultimate Wet Willy can be attained by a group of guys only. The Ultimate Wet WIlly involves each of the guys jerking off and then all of the semon is put into a sleeping person's ear.
Bob was the first to fall asleep at the sleep over, so the other guys decided to gay out and give him an ultimate wet willy/
by J.D.N. August 13, 2006