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Australian Wet Willy

The act of a traditional Wet Willy, however, rather than wetting ones fore finger with the mouth prior to insertion in the victims ear, you insert the fore finger in and around your rectum. (An Australian Wet Willy must be performed only on days exceeding 100-degrees F, and only after one has been "walk about" for a minimum of one hour to get the the said "Wet" effect.) Also called an Auzzie Ear.
"I gave him an Australian wet willy", "He needs the old Auzzie Ear"
by wedgieking November 4, 2009
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reverse wet willy

putting your finger in your ear then sticking it in someone's mouth; the reverse of a wet willy.
i can't believe she gave her a reverse wet willy; thats sick.
by xprettyravegirlxx March 27, 2008
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ultra wet willy

The act of licking your long shlong and repeatedly shoving it in the guy/girl/dog/cat/or whatever kinky shit your into's ear.
I'm gonna shove my dick in your ear and give you an ultra wet willy.
by Mattymins1123 August 15, 2015
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Tactical Wet Willy

Slightly moistening the end of a straw's paper, then blowing through the straw, launching the paper, and aiming for the victim's ear cannel.
My idiot brother gave me a Tactical Wet Willy at the restaurant.
by Jakestastyballs December 29, 2019
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Toasted wet willy

The more advanced version of a Wet Willy. The Toasted Wet Willy is when you lick your finger, then stick it in bread crumbs and put it in someone's ear.
Did you see Kenny give Brad a toasted wet willy at lunch? It took him 15 minutes to clean out his ear.
by FuriousGeorge3 April 28, 2022
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vegan wet willy

Sticking a finger that's been dipped in water into someone's ear.
Guy 1: "Why would you give me a wet Willy if you knew I'm vegan??"
Guy 2: "It's good man, it was a vegan wet willy. No animal products used."
by CaptainLongnipples June 3, 2018
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Mexican Wet Willy

The act of giving a regular wet willy but instead of saliva, you stick your finger up your nose and then in the victim's ear.
Wow! Frank just gave Cassie a Mexican wet willy... He's been sick all week.
by Aaron The Terrible May 14, 2018
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