wrinkle grommet

(noun) the anus. see starfish.

After having a bowel movement, please wipe your wrinkle gommet

by richard bridge March 12, 2004

Winkle Drip

an insulting name for someone who is a complete dick OR a dripping penis

dammit jimmy your such a winkle drip

by vomit_safari October 18, 2008

winkledoodle

In short terms, a penis.

"Bro! Have you seen the size of his winkledoodle?!"

by SlarkIsTheName April 30, 2014

Winkle Party

A Winkle Party is a celebration of friendship in which 2 or more males remove all clothing and enjoy each other's company. There is nothing homosexual about a Winkle Party. That said, all sexual orientations are welcome at said Winkle Parties.

A Winkle Party can take place in any location but it has been known that the best Winkle Parties take place on hotel balconies.

No females can be present at a Winkle Party.

Here Lee mate, Tony is Tony'd again, are you up for a Winkle Party?

by Santidun May 21, 2019

rats winkle

An exclamation of disgust because of failure. Most often used by the elderly or those of high intelligence.

"Aw rats winkle, the damn dog shit on my porch again!"

"Oh rats winkle, it seems the DOW is down again."

by Big Darcher December 21, 2008

Foreskinious wrinkler

A foreskinious wrinkler is a person's hand when used to jerk off. Also known as Dick beaters, cock grippers, pud pounders. Harry palmers, nubs, etc...

Hey dude, get your fuckin' foreskinious wrinklers off my beer! Or, I didn't get laid tonight so I'm gonna go home and hang out with Foreskinious and the wrinklers...

by JZ Catonsville, Md December 4, 2011

Fuck-wrinkle

Someone who ruins the mood

Mom get out of my room you fuck-wrinkle.

by Franklin Longbottom December 6, 2012