An awesome prank to pull on nerds, achieved by grabbing the waistband of the victim’s underwear and lifting up with all your strength. This causes the undies to go up the nerd’s butt crack. Wedgies combine embarrassment and pain, with the exposure of the underwear and potentially butt cheeks as well as the pressure on the victim’s private parts.
The wedgie is often performed alongside other pranks, like swirlies and pantsing. There are also many variants of the basic wedgie, such as pulling from the front of the underwear or suspending the victim by their underwear. Anyone can be given a wedgie, but the prank is usually most effective on nerds (or geeks, dorks, dweebs, losers, whatever you call them).
The wedgie is often performed alongside other pranks, like swirlies and pantsing. There are also many variants of the basic wedgie, such as pulling from the front of the underwear or suspending the victim by their underwear. Anyone can be given a wedgie, but the prank is usually most effective on nerds (or geeks, dorks, dweebs, losers, whatever you call them).
One day I spotted this dorky guy having trouble opening his locker. I hadn’t messed with any nerds today, so I figured this was my chance. This dude had on a collared shirt tucked into high-waisted pants, and I was pretty sure I knew what kind of underwear he was wearing. I snuck behind him and grabbed the waistband - sure enough, white Hanes briefs. I yanked as hard as I could, and by the time he reacted it was too late. Everyone in the hallway was watching, and some of them started laughing. “Still in tighty-whities, huh?” I teased. The nerd begged me to let him go, but he didn’t stand a chance at escaping. I pulled harder, exposing the leg holes of his briefs. “Please stop! Owwww!” the dork whined, but I kept pulling. After lots of squealing, whimpering, and poor attempts at fighting back, I yanked his pants down, revealing his butt cheeks to the whole school. The nerd was crying by this point. To make matters worse for him, his undies had a big skidmark in the seat. I tore his shirt off so he was just in his tighty-whities, and I lifted him off the ground. That’s when the squeals got louder. What really completed the humiliation is when he cupped his hands to his crotch in a desperate attempt to hold his bladder, only to fail miserably, his undies flooding with wet, yellow piss. He’d definitely need some new Hanes. I left him on the ground, knowing that he would never forget this moment for the rest of his life. Never underestimate the power of a good wedgie.
by broncos502 March 14, 2022
Get the wedgiemug. When someone gets pulled up by his underwear while wearing them, usually performed on geeks/nerds etc... By people who wear boxers/Jocks etc.... The victim of the wedgie is usually wearing breifs but wedgies can be performed on anybody.some variations are:hanging wedgie:when the victim of the wedgies underwear is hung. Atomic wedgie:when the underwear is pulled with such force it goes over the head.Go to wedgie nation.com for more.
When I was in college as a freshman a senior was being nice to me so I thought " phew no wedgies anyomore" but the next week when I said hi to her she turned and said "Don't take it personal, but us seniors only help you victims the first week then shep turned me around and wedgied my briefs up my butt and she yelled "Seniors we got a geek here" and they dragged me away I said "why?" and they stripped me to my briefs and hung me. Ever since wedgies has been happening to me.
by dictionarymaker February 13, 2013
Get the Wedgiemug. 
A torture device used mostly in high school by bullies to use on nerdy kids. When your tighty wighties are pulled up your buttcrack.
by Annnoompusperson November 26, 2019
Get the Wedgiemug. A wedgie occurs when a person's underwear or other garments are wedged between the buttocks. While a wedgie can be created naturally, the term is usually associated with a prank or as a form of bullying. When a person is on the receiving end of a wedgie, his or her underwear is forcibly pulled up by a second person.
Wedgies are commonly featured in popular works, either as a form of low comedy or as a behaviour representative of bullying. In such works, briefs are usually the type of underpants that a wedgie is performed upon
Wedgies are commonly featured in popular works, either as a form of low comedy or as a behaviour representative of bullying. In such works, briefs are usually the type of underpants that a wedgie is performed upon
The other day me and my older sister were home alone. My parents were out of town so she was forced to babysit me. When I fell asleep she woke me up by dragging me out of my bed by my tighty whities. She then gave me an atomic melvin that completly crushed my balls. Then she made me put on one of her g strings which had icy hot all on the inside. Then she gave me a hanging melvin wedgie untill it broke. She was so pissed it broke she handcuffed me and put me in one of her dirty thongs. She then gave me such a bad wedgie and ductaped it up to my neck. Then she got a brush and beat the shit out of my ass and balls and took pics the whole time!
She finally let me go but had invited her friends over. There was about 4 girls in total. They gave me so many wedgies like squeky cleans, nature wedgies, messy wedgies, and more hanging melvins. The worst was when they put me in a thong and put a diaper over it. Then the gave me a hanging wedgie. They even made me sleep like that until sunday. Then they continued to wedgie me untill Monday morning when my parents came home. They said they would do this everytime my parents left wich was almost every other weekend! Im so glad my nuts didnt fall off!
She finally let me go but had invited her friends over. There was about 4 girls in total. They gave me so many wedgies like squeky cleans, nature wedgies, messy wedgies, and more hanging melvins. The worst was when they put me in a thong and put a diaper over it. Then the gave me a hanging wedgie. They even made me sleep like that until sunday. Then they continued to wedgie me untill Monday morning when my parents came home. They said they would do this everytime my parents left wich was almost every other weekend! Im so glad my nuts didnt fall off!
by wedgieslave01 March 10, 2011
Get the Wedgiemug. any wedgie that is given to a dork or loser who still wears tighty whiteys by a cool jock who wears damn expensive brand name boxers wedgies hurt like hell i know from experience.
Wedgies do hurt bad!
Wedgies do hurt bad!
i am 13 right now and my mom still buys me tighty whiteys i was on of the popular guys in school until my best friend in the seventh grade thought it would be funny to knock me out while i was in my tighty whiteys in the locker room (nobody knew i wore them cuz i allways changed my shirt last) i woke up hang from the school flagpole in my tighty whiteys with sperm all over my body and i could taste it in my mouth i also had a flag that said im gay right next to me so ya the next morning at about four am my "friends" came back and got me down it turns out i was up there all day for everyone to see when we got out and they started giving me nuclear, atomic, propeller, and all kinds of wedgies you name it they did it they did the marvin 13 times!!!! after that they tied my hands and and feet together and hung in the old shower room after making me suck all their dicks they gave me two laxatives and some nasty stuff to make me pee all day and lots of water so i with my penis and ass hurting so bad i pissed my pants like 30 times and and shit like 3 times the room was full of old equipment so i had to yell for the sixth graders me being in the 8th grade SUPER EMBARASMENT!!!! and the mean evil male gym teacher got me down cleaned me got me some clothes from the LOST AND FOUND (eeeewwwwwwwww!!) and called my mom they never asked who did it and they never found out from then on i was actually gay yes i liked the taste of dick so what i remained the queer dork and that was only 2 weeks ago so ya it hurt like hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Cole Carrol November 13, 2006
Get the Wedgiesmug. Wedgies are where your tighties get wedged right up your butt. Wedgies aare for nerdy tighty whity wearers like me.
I am 13 and one day i was getting changed in the changin rooms and foregot to change my shirt last. 3 people saw and straight after gym class they held me and hung me from the climbing ropes in a hanging wedgie.
after 20 mins they let me down and started giving me a squeaky clean wedgie (flossed my butt). It burnt like f%^$. Now whenever I am alone i get wedgies and kicked in the balls.
after 20 mins they let me down and started giving me a squeaky clean wedgie (flossed my butt). It burnt like f%^$. Now whenever I am alone i get wedgies and kicked in the balls.
by Wedgiegetterer February 13, 2009
Get the wedgiesmug.