Samurai Wannabee 

A negative phenomenon where foreigners who go to Asia try to look like ancient Japanese Samurai by growing their hair to long lengths, and tying it in a bun at the back (possibly with a lock or two of hair loose for shock affect). They do this because they are confused about their own identity and are actually shallow enough to think that you can become something in complete essence by merely duplicating what it looks like. It is also generally accompanied by growing aesthetically repulsive amounts of stubble with a smile/sneer and *I'm cool attitude*.

Man I can't believe that clown! He comes walking into here looking like a Samurai Wannabee and actually managed to pick up that chick! That guy is such a fake!

Samurai Wannabee by Babo Sang Pyo December 13, 2005

sandstorm wanna be 

phrase usually used by someone who is getting 3 stocked by a Mordex player

Mordex 3:0 Brynn
"Scythe goes brr so ez 25 part combo" - Mordex
"sandstorm wanna be" - Brynn
samuel(Mordex) left the lobby

sandstorm wanna be by AnMe3z June 3, 2021

Super Gay Emo Wannabee Fag

This basically describes Mat, he is super gay, a emo wannabee, and he is a faggot!

Oh my god! I woke up this morning and i am gonna be bulimic and my girlfriend is gonna get hit by a car. Maybe i'll find a new girl friend on the internet!

Super Gay Emo Wannabee Fag by hahahahahah December 23, 2004

Swagg wanna be 

Swagg Wanna Beis a title given to someone who goes around and says all day that they have such a high amount or Swagg or "Swagg level". Although in reality that person has no Swagg because he/she is a "wanna be" of Swagg. a Swagg wanna be, has absolutely no Swag. This person is also not Jacked, and gets no women.

Wanna be says: Try to reach my Swagg level!

Response: You have no Swagg you Swagg wanna be.

Wanna be says: I'm so jacked! Too jacked for this room!

Response2: Yeah, you are not jacked, you are not Jacked Frost.

Wanna be says: Try to reach my level, but you can't it's just too high

Response3: Yeah we can't get that high on the Fagometer, I'll give you that one.

Swagg wanna be by GI-Jacked February 19, 2011

so you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly 

Opening lyrics from the theme song of the widely recognised TV show "Pimp My Ride".

Wheelz: I need more pussy.
Papa Franku: We gotta pimp your wheelchair.
(music plays)
DJ Zinc: So you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly...

so you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly by xXx_Pu$$ySl4sher_CuntD4nku_xXx April 18, 2017

Yaba daba si si i dont wanna be be another fut a tee tee cuz ayee oh i 

When ur hella excited so u say: Yaba daba si si i dont wanna be be another fut a tee tee cuz ayee oh i

No way really? Yaba daba si si i dont wanna be be another fut a tee tee cuz ayee oh i

Yaba daba si si i dont wanna be be another fut a tee tee cuz ayee oh i by Mano mano mano July 7, 2022

Yaba daba si si, i dont wanna be be another fut a tee tee, cuz ayeee oh i.

When ur hella excited for something so u say: Yaba daba si si, i dont wanna be be another fut a tee tee, cuz ayeee oh i.

Lezz goo Yaba daba si si, i dont wanna be be another fut a tee tee, cuz ayeee oh i.

Yaba daba si si, i dont wanna be be another fut a tee tee, cuz ayeee oh i. by Mano mano mano July 7, 2022