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vinyl player

21st century term used by hipsters and Prime Ministers meaning record-player or turntable. For reasons known only to themselves, vinyls is the word used by hipsters when what they mean to say is records.
I've set up a vinyl player at the Lodge and that is a good thing. I have one there and it's added ambience at the Lodge. And the good news is that you're at a little bit of a distance from the neighbours. So when appropriate, you can turn it up loud. Prime Minister Anthony Albanese on ABC Radio, August 2022
by lunarchick August 5, 2022
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Vinyls

Multiple vinyl records. It’s ok. Accept it. Vinyls is acceptable
Man take a look at all those vinyls Lee got at Furnace Fest
by Furnie4lyfe August 6, 2022
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Vinyl

That record is made of vinyl. Lets play that vinyl record.
by jackassretro January 18, 2022
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Vinyling

The exhaustive and sometimes fruitful (or fruitless) pursuit of vinyls (or vinyl records).
I'm going vinyling for vinyls .
by The Vinyler August 8, 2021
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Vinyl philosophy

Those urban/college dudes who read Aristotle and Socrates once and now think they are philosophical geniuses and they probably listen to the Beatles and other artists only on vinyl
You know the ones
Yeah, he’s cool, but he’s definitely the vinyl philosophy type
by rajyaboy May 21, 2021
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Vinyl Scratch

The pretty rave mare seen in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic who has 2 different color blue spiky mane and tail with the white coat, music cutie mark and signature alien like sunglasses who entertains all of Equestria with her Disc Jockeying.

She had a litter of 5 foals with Prince Little Money or L Money that naive young royal Stallion who simped over her but knocked her up with 5 little DJ's because they did drugs to get high & fuck together frequently doing lots of hot, sloppy, unprotected sex.
Vinyl Scratch must've been SO SORE after pushing out those 5 little foal bumps in the hospital, I heard she really slapped L Money hard after she was discharged... I saw him with a big black eye when they had the quintuplets at the park...
by Liams Bank July 2, 2025
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schrodinger's vinyl

A vinyl record that has remained unopened or unplayed for an extended period, leaving its actual condition unknown. The record could be pristine, warped, scratched, or otherwise damaged, but the owner avoids opening it out of fear of discovering its true state—preferring to exist in blissful ignorance.
I still haven’t checked out that rare LP I bought in 2015—total schrodinger's vinyl situation over here.

Every collector has at least one schrodinger's vinyl on their shelf, too scared to find out if it survived years in the attic.

That sealed album is schrodinger’s vinyl; it’s both mint and ruined until you crack it open.
by Concerned vinyl collector July 16, 2025
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