Windows Vista

A new version of Windows from Microsoft that looked good in development, and still looks good now. Unfortunately, that's the only improvement. The new Microsoft office that can come with some versions of Vista is terrible and difficult to use. It also oftentimes causes the computer to lag, a lot.

The last flaw I am going to point out (Although this is my majority-supported opinion) is that the security is so up tight that there is hardly anything you can run on Vista without the computer asking for permission to run it, even if it is something from Microsoft. If you want to ask me, stay with Windows XP.

Guy #1: I have good news and bad news.

Guy #2: What's the bad news?

Guy #1: I just got Windows Vista. It lags like crazy.

Guy #2: Sorry about that. So, what's the good news?

Guy #1: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

Guy #3: I didn't see THAT coming!

by Charles Chilly January 12, 2008

vintage black

When it was exceptable to be described as Negro, colored, or other on forms or applications and in person.

Ceelo Green is vintage black in his great video Fuck you.

by bwricci December 1, 2010

dirty vinta

This is a very rare opportunity. A dirty Vinta is worth her weight in gold. However do her wrong and Vinta will get dirty. She'll dig that 6ft deep hole so you've got some where to stay, and then she'll fill it in to keep you warm. So ladies if he's gone and fucked up just surprise him with a dirty Vinta, they'll never repeat the same mistake twice....

David was weak and beaten up the dirty Vinta had a surprise waiting for him in the cut, he's luck to be alive.

by Making the most of the day August 23, 2019

Vista Lay

Nickname for Vista Way, an apartment complex for Disney interns. Named so because it's one big orgy...apparently second only to the Playboy mansion.

Don't go in the Vista Lay hot tob, you might come out pregnant.

by Sylvia Rosenberg June 4, 2005

vista

Viruses
Infections
Spyware
Trojans and
Adware

Notice the word VISTA going down the left side

See BSOD for an example of Vista.

by MichaelR September 9, 2008

vinita

beautiful, sexy, smart, and graceful girl.

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

Vistard

A person who has "upgraded" to Windows Vista just because the upgrade is available. Upgrading to Vista, arguably a worse operating system than XP, is actually downgrading, and therefore, "upgrading" makes you stupid, or retarded.

John always needed the latest software, and when he upgraded windows, he became a Vistard.

by Shishire April 21, 2007