Bloody Victory

When proceeding to have sex with a girl, even though she has warned you that she's on her period.

______

"Dude, I won my first Bloody Victory last night!"

"Nice!!"

*High five*

by epilare December 7, 2010

snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

To throw away a likely win through idiotic mistakes or dumbassery.

Only Tony Romo can throw for 5 TD and 506 yards and still snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

by Daddy, Mack (ret.) October 6, 2013

Victory Panties

Female undergarments placed on a doorknob in a house, school, hospital etc., signifying that a male (or males) has successfully bedded the previous wearer of said undergarments.

Male 1: Did you see the victory panties hanging on the door of the men's bathroom in the gym lobby?

Male 2: Hell yeah! At least someone around here is getting laid.

by jamsjoyce December 2, 2009

victory crap

A defecation, often voluminous, occurring after a term of inability to move one's bowels due to constipation, travel (excluding Mexico), being on a date, or other factors. Typically gratifying.

"As soon as I got home from church camp I spent two hours in the shitter taking a victory crap!

by buster7 March 10, 2007

Victory Toke

At the end of a marijuana cigarette the last toke is offered as the victory toke and ensures godlike behaviour. It is known as the victory toke as it is the defeat of the joint.

"Yo, can i victory that shit?"

"That shit is roach... Victory Toke that ho!"

"oh damn"

by Gergafa February 11, 2008

Victory Pump

To thrust into someone/thing while holding your hands in the air in a "V" or in a victorious position.
AKA "VICTORY!" and/or "The Magic V"

EG.
Dude 1: Yo dawg, see that chick over there?
Dude 2: Yeah bra
Dude 1: Whilst we were having sexual intercourse I VICTORY PUMP-ed her ass!

by IDS POONTANG October 23, 2009

Victory Bowl

A celebratory bowl of marijuana that must be smoked at the successful completion of any great endeavor or task.

passed a test? gotta smoke a Victory Bowl!
got laid? gotta smoke a Victory Bowl!
went out and got hammered drunk, then made it home safely? gotta smoke a Victory Bowl!

Man 1: "damn dude, I cant believe we just smoked all that weed."
Man 2: "yeah man, we should go buy more so we can smoke a Victory Bowl to celebrate this accomplishment."

by apemanfool December 14, 2009