Bro-Vault

Secrets of things that only a true bro would understand and never frown down upon. These secrets are kept between the bro-hood at all costs no matter what. Its a bro thing.

Bro #1: Man I gotta tell you something insane. I accidentally slept with that fat chick last night. I'm gonna be so screwed if my girlfriend finds out.

Bro #2: Don't worry about it man. Your secrets safe within the bro-vault

by GreenMartian November 5, 2011

Pole Vault

The only sport where it is ok to grab a pole, get on it and have the highest ride of you life...and have every one cheer and clap for you as you get off (the mat of course)

Yes, I am a true pole vaulter!

by Katie February 9, 2005

ass vault

homosexual slang refering to the tighness of ones ass

"dude i met this guy in this club and we went back to my place, but then i found out he had an ass vault,it was bad"
"true that"

by Ollie Wright August 18, 2006

cock vaulting

Cock vaulting is when someone is in a squatting position and is squatting up and down on a dick. Also known as cocksquatting.

Boy, you should have seen nichka doing cock vaults on j2n4me.

by codyrs February 17, 2005

booger vault

The inner "watch pocket" of a pair of jeans, when employed by a nerd for the purpose of accumulating and storing boogers.

Oh my God, watch out - he's getting into his booger vault!

by Rod Brock September 29, 2005

vault boy

A real pussy destroyer. He's a motherfuckin' pimp-ass player who loves hot babes on the daily.

"Wow. Did you hear about George last night? He fucked three girls!!"
"What a vault boy"

by Vault fucker April 12, 2016

Hog Vault

Its a place where the members of hogtopia keep their most prized possessions such as netherite, books, diamonds, emotionally attached to items, and most importantly, the hog bible

Ktaei: but that in the hog vault

AwesomeZ: yep quick!

by Ktaei March 24, 2021