Vatican Assassin Warlock

Charlie Sheen.

Greg: "Have you seen Charlie Sheen today?"

Paul: "Yeah, earlier. He should be at work right now."

Greg: "What does he do for a living besides act?"

Paul: "You don't know? He's a Vatican Assassin Warlock"

Greg: "Oh. I was unaware."

Paul: "WINNING!"

by KieferKhaos March 29, 2011

Vagician

Someone versed in the art of the vagina; So good in bed that it's magical; As if they were using vag-magic.

That guys such a Vagician!
You should just get a job as a Vagician.

by AnaBoo February 5, 2012

Vagice

Advice from a woman. Usually about things women are knowledgeable about.

Grace, I don't know which facewash to buy. Can you give me some vagice, please?

by Wet Tortoise December 6, 2010

Vagican't

A girl who you can't get with for whatever reason.
This can mean she doesn't put out or you simply fucked up while hanging out with her.

Ricky: That girl is so hot!
Tom: Yeah, but she's a total vagican't!

by itsthompzilla March 24, 2008

vagicitis

n. A chronic and highly contagious disease characterized by symptoms including but not limited to:
1. Being a little bitch
2. Complaining
3. Discussing relationship problems
4. Leaving parties early
5. Repeated denial of aforementioned illness

"I can't go out tonight, I have to study for my Spanish final, and then my girlfriend is coming over to snuggle."
"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know you had contracted vagicitis."

by King me. bitch December 19, 2008

Vatism

A religion or anti-religion that rejects belief of all kinds. practices include meditation and thought exercises based around logic. The goal is to achieve an enlightenment like state of belief-less-ness. Equates belief with the 'ego' of Buddhism Ritual is thought of a spiritually unimportant but not prohibited if its goal is entertainment. Somewhat similar to Taoism and Shamanism.

A: 'I think Steve is an Atheist'
B: 'No, he doesn't believe in anything at all, not even his own senses.'
A:'He must be into Vatism then.'

by breckonridge February 9, 2015

vatican city

FULL OF CONSPIRACIES AND SECRETS!!! They hide them very well...

I tried to unlock the mysteries of Vatican City only to be harassed by Swiss mercenaries.

by 2321244 December 10, 2006