Possibly the coolest thing ever. Not those faggy twilight vampires, I'm talking about fucking badass ones that suck blood, not cocks. Which is weird, because vampires are so fucking awesome, that its okay for men to go gay for them. Evidently, the people who kill vampires are just as cool. Just look at the Belmonts from Castlevania.
When pirates and ninjas face off, vampires win.
When pirates and ninjas face off, vampires win.
by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 October 4, 2010
Get the Vampiremug. One who lives his or her life during the night. Most vampires have no morals, and no respect for higher authority. They thrive on having multiple partners and eat out frequently.
You're at a party when all of a sudden your homeboy shows up with a couple of chicks you have never met. "Damn... look who just showed up fuckin' vampire-boy."
by Jonathan Watkins September 2, 2005
Get the vampiremug. attention seeking fools who want to feel special. they choose this term because they think it will make them or define them.
its like whiny snot nosed angsty teens who think they know it all, and then decide to term themselves as vampires because it is "cool" or "in"
so a real vampire? basically a real vampire is a woman who marries a guy for his cash to leech him of his money.
another kind of vampire is one who might leech off someone without giving in return.
basically a vampire is a leech from society, not this cruddy blood drinking/ energy draining BS others seem to think it is.
grow up people and wake to what you really are, another human in this world trying to get by, so cheer the %@#£ up and get on with stuff.
its like whiny snot nosed angsty teens who think they know it all, and then decide to term themselves as vampires because it is "cool" or "in"
so a real vampire? basically a real vampire is a woman who marries a guy for his cash to leech him of his money.
another kind of vampire is one who might leech off someone without giving in return.
basically a vampire is a leech from society, not this cruddy blood drinking/ energy draining BS others seem to think it is.
grow up people and wake to what you really are, another human in this world trying to get by, so cheer the %@#£ up and get on with stuff.
by M.C.Jomar April 21, 2006
Get the vampiresmug. A person who drinks blood. In modern times used to either describe
1) a fantasy creature
2) a person who's kind of like a furry, only won't admit that they aren't really what they pretend to be.
In the second case, it's basically a stupid overweight or underweight teenager who blames the fact that they have no friends and can't communicate with another human being on even the most basic of levels on the imagined fact that they aren't human. They go on internet forums and talk about their "awakening" (which is a fancy way of describing the time that they decided to give themselves a name they picked out of a D&D book and start pretending to be a vampire) and talking about how they fed off the emotions of all the people who made fun of them. In some cases they actually drink blood (read: lick their fingers when they get a paper cut) but most of the time they'll opt to pretend to be a "psi" vampire or some such idiocy where they'll claim to feed off of emotions. Sure, there are actual "vampires" who actually drink a lot of blood, but that's because they're either crazy or have some kind of fetish for it, not because they belong to some other race.
1) a fantasy creature
2) a person who's kind of like a furry, only won't admit that they aren't really what they pretend to be.
In the second case, it's basically a stupid overweight or underweight teenager who blames the fact that they have no friends and can't communicate with another human being on even the most basic of levels on the imagined fact that they aren't human. They go on internet forums and talk about their "awakening" (which is a fancy way of describing the time that they decided to give themselves a name they picked out of a D&D book and start pretending to be a vampire) and talking about how they fed off the emotions of all the people who made fun of them. In some cases they actually drink blood (read: lick their fingers when they get a paper cut) but most of the time they'll opt to pretend to be a "psi" vampire or some such idiocy where they'll claim to feed off of emotions. Sure, there are actual "vampires" who actually drink a lot of blood, but that's because they're either crazy or have some kind of fetish for it, not because they belong to some other race.
Dom claims to be a vampire. He walks around wearing a cape and hissing at people, and if you actually try to talk with him he'll just ineptly stutter about how he's going to curse or feed on you or something.
by TheWalrus November 15, 2007
Get the vampiremug. There are two types of Vampires, known to mankind.
1. Anorexic men that glitter in the sunlight. They are perfect in every way imaginable. These vampires aren't real, and can only be seen in badfics. See also: Gary Stu, and/or Mary Sue.
2. Creatures of the night, that feed on human blood. If sunlight touches their skin, they will explode into a poof of dust! They usually have 'Widow's Peak' hairlines, with black hair, and very pale skin. Their wardrobe consists of very expensive looking clothes, and a devilishly good cape. These vampires can usually be heard in the castles of Transylvania, playing their large, and dusty pipe organs.
1. Anorexic men that glitter in the sunlight. They are perfect in every way imaginable. These vampires aren't real, and can only be seen in badfics. See also: Gary Stu, and/or Mary Sue.
2. Creatures of the night, that feed on human blood. If sunlight touches their skin, they will explode into a poof of dust! They usually have 'Widow's Peak' hairlines, with black hair, and very pale skin. Their wardrobe consists of very expensive looking clothes, and a devilishly good cape. These vampires can usually be heard in the castles of Transylvania, playing their large, and dusty pipe organs.
1. Edward Cullen is one of them new fangled Vampire things...
2. The most famous vampire ever, was Dracula! It is still debatable whether or not he existed!
2. The most famous vampire ever, was Dracula! It is still debatable whether or not he existed!
by The_Exuberant_Face August 16, 2010
Get the Vampiremug. 1. Mythical creature that survives by drinking blood. Think Transylvania and silver spikes.
2. High-school or college-age girl who is high-achieving, clean cut, athletic and good looking by day, and a disturbed, recreational drug or alcohol user by night. Just like the horror-movie monster, a modern vampire looks like a human, but they're blood sucking demons. You don't know about their deadly habbits until it's too late. Just like the bite of count Dracula, a vampire will try to suck you into her world of darkness with a kiss or blowjob.
2. High-school or college-age girl who is high-achieving, clean cut, athletic and good looking by day, and a disturbed, recreational drug or alcohol user by night. Just like the horror-movie monster, a modern vampire looks like a human, but they're blood sucking demons. You don't know about their deadly habbits until it's too late. Just like the bite of count Dracula, a vampire will try to suck you into her world of darkness with a kiss or blowjob.
The vampire Jenny tricked me so bad. She's the student president, treasurer of the young politicians, and goes to lacrosse camp over the summer. I thought she was going to be a great girlfriend. It turned out she had a broken family and smoked weed almost every weekend. She tried to trick me into trying that, but my team and coach pulled me back before I was ruined.
by StealerzRule August 24, 2005
Get the vampiremug. A heart-throb romantic, who sucks blood, is great in bed, and can turn you for a life of eternity. Will burn in the sun (DOES NOT SPARKLE!!) so is a nocturnal being.
by sexyslashlover1 September 26, 2009
Get the vampiremug.