vacation dick

A dick that is either so large or small, that you can only tolerated for a short period of time.

He had a vacation dick, but it was okay 'cause I knew I was leaving in three days.

by satisfaction_jackson June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A penis that is of large size and would often be prefered over "boyfriend dick"

Person 1: so how'd it go?

Person 2: she said my vacation dick was perfect

by Definedbro May 15, 2016

vacation dick

A penis larger than the boyfriend dick but unlike the b.d., too big to take on a daily basis. Only for relaxation and occasions.

Wow Marie, thank you for telling me about that vacation dick. It sure did the trick. I don't just feel relaxed, that vacation dick rejuvenated me and left me ready for the work week.

by urmompuntocom June 15, 2016

vacation dick

A penis of a unreasonably large size, that can only be taken in once in a while. As opposed to a boyfriend dick.

Last night, I met a guy who had a vacation dick, my butt will be hurting for a while.

by dammn_danniel June 15, 2016

vacation dick

Basically a massive cock that you wouldn't want to receive daily.

Hannah: I just rode a vacation dick yesterday
Some girl: No way, your so lucky!
Hannah: Yeah, but I wouldn't want to do it again soon it hurt too much.

by someguy...? June 1, 2016

vacation dick

The opposite of boyfriend dick. This is a penis that is much too large to have sex with everyday, so you only have it on occasion.

Girl: Damn Jill. Are you limping?
Jill: Yeah. I'm so sore, I just got some vacation dick.

by space_ghost(1) May 29, 2016

Vacation Dick

When you have sex with a extremely large dick and can't do it more than a few times a year as opposed to boyfriend dick

I hooked up with a guy last night who had vacation dick. I can't sit down right now.

by McCheesy-1975 June 8, 2016