Unicorned

When you take your testicles and gently put them in the eye sockets of a sleeping friend while at the same time getting aroused and having a full erection thus making them a unicorn.

"Dude if I find out one of you guys unicorned me i'm going to take out the time to personally assassinate each one of you"

by Flappy98 July 19, 2012

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Unicornism

1) The act of things not making sense and giving them the name Unicorn.

2) Odd people doing odd things and the only code for them is Unicorn because its the only thing you can say and laugh about with out being noticeable.

Nikki do you see the effin unicornism at the beer pong table

by ObvNOTaUnicorn July 12, 2011

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like unicorns

"a lot". Similar to like woah, but moreso.

I'm tired like unicorns, I pulled two all-nighters in a row. Imma go to bed now, 'k?

by Deirdre Nightshade October 19, 2010

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Molesting Unicorns

An indoctrination done by communist college professors on there very impressionable gender ambiguous students. Where ALL people who are not straight, white, or Male are Nazi sympathizers. These nutty professors mold these little participation trophy winners into "Antifa" soldiers.Along with all the BS Hollywood rhetoric and fictional biased pandering of America's fake news establishment they have formed an army of zombie-like minions who are incapable of abstract thought.

Marxist minions are at it again with our impressionable youth, I swear they're molesting unicorns and making them think they shit skittles whilst solving world hunger, if we dont fight these fruitcakes we'll all be starving or dead in 10 years

by yotaterds January 18, 2021

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