Type and tug

To type pornography on the internet and then masturbate to it .
"o god i type and tuged yesterday it was amazing"
by sweatyandready May 01, 2010
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type r

A trim line of Honda cars with a highly tuned engine and suspension. Unfortunately, made into a mockery by dumbass ricers who stick Type-R stickers on their Civic DX and Mustang rednecks who are ignorant concerning any car related technology past 1975.

The only true Type-R released in the United States was the Integra Type-R. The line is still sold overseas.
Redneck 1: Billy Bob, check out that there Civic Type-R!
Redneck 2: Ding dang, lets go's show that there rice-boy whats true 'merican muscle bout.
by John September 01, 2004
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ideal type

a type of person that catches your eye. a type of person you're interested in. it can be a celebrity or just characterists/face features.
MC: What's your ideal type?
Sehun: Well, Miranda Kerr of course.
by arihyung January 30, 2017
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not my type

this doesn't mean anything is wrong with you if someone says this too you, your just not the type of person THEY want.

One day you'll find someone and you'll be everything they want.
Your not my type
by Ideklolbutimcoolasf February 23, 2017
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Typing Dyslexia

Noun

The term for a person who severly botches simple written words or sentences using a keyboard or phone. Used as colloquial slang suited for any time this occurs for any person, not a mental disorder of any kind.
Person 1: do yo rwaly thinl thats a giif idea
Person 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Person 1: Sorry, Typing Dyslexia

Person A: teh tim is right
Person B: Are you really using the overplayed 'teh' meme?
Person A: It's just Typing Dyslexia, calm the fuck down
by IQuarent October 24, 2016
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Audience typing

When a person's typing abilities degrade when they must type in front of others, leading to misspelled words, improper capitalisation and most likely resulting in blushing.

Worse if that other person is an older relative or someone you respect.
Father asks, "Put Manchester United into Google there for me"

Son, "Sure"

Results in - "Manchetser UNited" being typed into Google.

This serves as a prime example of 'Audience typing' in action.
by RoninRogue July 15, 2010
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type shit

It's like tying your shoe type shit.
Lenny: As soon as my dad puts down his cigarette he picks up another one.

Me: That's some John Wayne type shit.
by Starvingmidget December 15, 2010
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