Turbo Chong

The act of taking a massive chong on a fat bifta. Word used by chavs, idiots and/or the elderly.

"Aww mate, give us a turbo chong on that cone!"
"I was turbo chongin' all night long - I'm all chonged out"

by Chongmeister February 10, 2012

Turbo Virgin

Turbo Virgins are people who do not like relationships and is disgusted at the thought of having sex with anyone. they are so hateful towards anything related to sex that they will literally die if they even nut

guy 1: bro look at that guy hissing at that female!
guy 2: oh yeah, that's just Dave. he is a total Turbo Virgin.

by Autismo 6607 July 20, 2019

Turbo Priest

A priest that abolishes evil in a rapid process

We hit the Mega Church yesterday to fasten up our confession to the Turbo Priest.

by Atheneite October 5, 2017

turbo hell

The fictional place you go to, after acting on homosexual tendencies. Originated by the Supernatural fandom (after the eighteenth episode of season 15 showed Castiel (Misha Collins) confessing his love to Dean Winchester (Jensen Ackles) and afterwards being swallowed by an empty, black void most commonly dubbed; "turbo hell") and evolved to be a popular meme on Tumblr, even to people outside of the fandom.

"He confessed his love to him, and then immediately got sent to turbo hell. Ain't that a bitch?"

by PennyForYourCox February 6, 2021

Turbo Bass

The MAXIMUM setting on a boombox. WARNING: May result in large amouts of sex if used in the wrong place ( like an old folk's home).

Transport now to an old folks home

Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones

The orderlies are stealing there's no excuse

Everyday for lunch they eat boiled goose

So I grabbed my boombox and hit the turbo bass

And what happened next was a total disgrace

Everybody started having sex

The music was way too powerful

A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits

It was disgusting to say the least

by New Fang May 22, 2010

turbo wank

when you put all of your energy into masturbating as fast as possible so you can cum as quick as you can.

my mum gave us a shout for dinner so i finished myself off with a turbo wank to get that shit done in seconds

by xXPussySlayer4206969Xx April 6, 2018

turbo bowl

A bowl packed with excess weed after rolling a blunt or joint which can quickly be smoked afterwards

"Hey, pack up that turbo bowl when you're done rolling."

marijuana
weed
bowl
joint
blunt
smoking
pipe
bong

by pinkispink January 19, 2016