tube fuckin 

when a couple take an inter tube into a lake or body of water and you swim up through the center of the tube with your arms around the tube and the girl pulls her bikini to the side so you can have sex both leaning aginst the tube for better pinatration

we were tube fuckin at lake haveascrew and when we got back to shore another couple said can we barrow that inter tube and 10 minutes later 15 couples in tubes in the water fuckin

tube fuckin by the randyman January 16, 2010

Tube Brownie 

A tube brownie is a piece of shit. A log of solid shit. Tube shaped turd being brown like a brownie.

You like to eat tube brownies.

Tube Brownie by rabjr December 2, 2010

tube of shame 

The London Underground conveniently closes at night from around 0030 to 0500 (because obviously everyone's asleep then).

Catching a 'tube of shame' is when one catches one of the early morning services home after a particularly massive night out, or worse one-night-stand.

The 'shame' is normally attributed to a combination of a comedown/hang-over you have and the reflection time you have on the train as you piece together what actually happened the previous night and how to explain it to friends.

Johnny answers phone
Ben: "... what were you doing last night with that girl/boy?"
Johnny: >>No comment<<
background noise of street/trains etc...
Ben: "Where are you?"
Johnny: >>no comment<< (too hung over, tired/mashed)
Ben (smirking): "Tube of shame :)"
Johnny: >>laughs in acknowledgement and hangs up<<

tube of shame by cerberus82 February 28, 2011

Tube Slimer 

Inserting your penis into a wet vagina and then pulling it out and rubbing it on you partner's face

I pulled out to give her a quick tube slimer, but it led to a full face basting.

Tube Slimer by RedDangus January 1, 2012

Tube snack 

Any type of snack that is contained in a tube, making them easy to store and transport.

Pringles. Or equivalent. If you travel, finding your favourite munchies can be tough. Regular bags of chips don't travel well. Tube snacks solve this problem.

Hey babe, grabs some tube snacks for the trip.

Tube snack by White Castle lover February 11, 2014

tube sock pussy 

Pussy that is so worn out that the opening has lost all elasticity and gapes open like the opening on a worn out tube sock.

Melissa has been porked so many times that she has tube sock pussy. Hell, she's so loose that she couldn't use a roll of wall insulation for a tampon. It'd just fall right back out.

tube sock pussy by 23rd Chromosome April 11, 2016

Tube Socks 

A piece of clothing a guy uses to jack his juice in after he fucks or masterbates!

Chad : Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
Kiersten : Pull out before you get me pregnant!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Damn't Chad that was my last pair of clean Tube Socks!
Chad : Guess you'll have to wear panty hose!

Tube Socks by SlopNChop December 9, 2016