Trumpetized

1. The act of being traumatized by Trump in any way, shape or form.

2. The realization that half your family wanted him to be President, and you can't opt out of sharing DNA with them.

3. The sneaking suspicion that you've traveled to a darker, non-sensical timeline in one of the many alternate universes, where Trump is President and people are ok with that.

"I am deeply trumpetized by all these negative tweets about me. Fire those rockets!" - Kim Jong-Un.

by quadcopter May 24, 2017

Trumpet

When you attempt a fart, but explode instead, splashing yourself with toilet water.

Trumpet victims self-identify online by the trumpet emoji 🎺

I just trumpeted myself while doing that Skype battle!

by OtherJesus June 2, 2016

trumpet

Usually played by a cocky person who thinks he is the best and that his instrument is also....even though it only has three keys and sounds like an elephant.

Trumpet Player: "Hey I'm the best and so is the trumpet."
reg. person: "uhhh dude what did u do to you're car? The only thing that still works is the horn."

by clarinetist September 19, 2003

Trumpet

A polite way of saying 'cunt', from the Mr Tourette cartoon referring to the Salvation Army as 'Trumpet Cunt'

"My landlord is a proper trumpet"

by Special Yellow January 1, 2012

trumpet

An instrument played by the cockiest of band members. Those who play the trumpet tend to think they are the gods of the band.

That arrogant bastard is such a trumpet.

by euphoniumshadow19 March 11, 2009

trumpet

Played by pompousjerks who believe they are superior to their fellow band members. Very rarely played correctly and very often blasted. The only time trumpet players get any action is at band camp.

"What's this song supposed to be? I don't hear anything but noise..."
"Yeah, that band has way too many trumpets."

by trumpet hater August 10, 2005

trumpeting

The passing of gas. Usually quite loud and fetid

Those beans have had me trumpeting all night

by The barb of Avon February 22, 2017