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Trucked Sticked

When a person gets hit extremely hard in any type of physical sport
That kid got Trucked Sticked so hard they had to call an ambulance
by Schwartzy391 June 23, 2008
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Truck Stopped

Visiting a truck stop restroom to use the facility and agreeing to be rectally violated by a big, burly trucker.
Dan: Hey Joe. What's with Steve? He seems a little dazed since you all got back from your road trip. And he's walking funny.

Joe: Ask him what happen braaaahhhh. We stopped to piss just outside of Chattanooga and after I left, he wound up getting truck stopped by some trucker named Carl for gas money.
by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2015
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trucker dick

When a man doesn't wash his penis,testicles or asshole for a long period of time causing a foul odor that exudes from his entire being.
Man do you smell that? Someone has trucker dick up in this mutherfucker!!
by MollyRust August 24, 2017
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farm truck

A strong, powerful vehicle prime for working on a farm. Looks like a P.O.S. Covered in rust and dirt. Your typical truck seen driven by a cowboy or farmer.
You could here that old farm truck from a mile away.
by Jared L. S. February 28, 2009
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McKevitt Trucking

Some truck company based out of Thunder Bay Ontario in Canuckstand.

They often drive comb over (cabover) trucks and old equipment, that's usually as old or way older than your mom. Also, they are castrated at only 55 miles per hour, making anyone driving an electric old fart scooter look like a Dale Earnhardt Jr on the streets. In addition, you see one of their vehicles dragging a rear door while evading Department of Transportation's PoPo's. Their rear door dragging policy is known by many as being a time saving move in order to make up for lost time.

Legend has that these trucks actually float on water and hence their color scheme of blue. The biggest reason for this potential of McKevitt's fleet is that they're governed at 56 miles per hour and the drivers are so damn underpaid that they have to go accross the Great Lakes to deliver their shit (on time).

Another legend has that their color blue matches the testicular masses of their male drivers that are sexually deprived because they are underpaid and underpowered. And in order to survive, they must forfeit their sexual activities on the road and at home.
Holy crap! That McKevitt Trucking vehicle is so slow! Just like Mikey's Mom!

Steve? Did you see that odd looking McKevitt Trucking driver? He's like... taking a jack-off break to take a load off his cargo.
by Damn Damn Danno September 30, 2005
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Tow Truck Driver

A person that requires very little sleep. Fueled by caffeine, nicotine and crude humor. Often working 6-12 days straight without off time. Thrives in bad weather and drives into it while others drive away, Enjoys listening to people complain about their 9-5 jobs and how their hours are to hard.
Oh you crashed your car into a ditch at 3am in the snow? Don't worry call the Tow Truck Driver, they never sleep anyways.
by Nivek November 4, 2017
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not a big truck

The internet is not a big truck that you just dump something in- it's a series of tubes!
by whetstone January 2, 2007
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