treadmeal

When fat people walk on a treadmill while eating a meal, usually junk food.

Girl, I had the best treadmeal this morning. I ate a muffin, a Snickers bar and ice cream and I burned like 20 calories!

by sjsharks91 May 5, 2009

TreadFucked

When you go to the gym to run on the treadmill and every single one is taken.

person 1: "UGHH there are no treadmills left."
person 2: "HAHA. you just got TREADfucked."

by ArielElaineB January 20, 2009

Treadmilling

The feeling you have in the morning after a night of intense alcohol consumption, while you are trying to walk somewhere. You feel as if you are walking on a treadmill without any thought-process at all, and stopping requires a lot of effort.

Jared: "Brandon, are we treadmilling again!?"
Brandon: "Oh I just noticed, you're right."
Jared: "Hopefully we recover before we get to the bakery so we can stop for a feed".

by Dbjawz June 22, 2012

Fecal Treacle

The sticky residue left around the pump hole after a particularly wet fart.

I had a really hot curry tonight. I have a feeling my boxer shorts will be covered in fecal treacle tomorrow.

by Holdontoyourwig April 11, 2014

teeka

a wholesome doggo that's cute as a button and smooth as a seal

is this wholesome pup anyone's?
yup! that's Teeka for ya!

by goose14 November 28, 2017

Timothy Treadwell

Born Timothy Dexter. Classic narcissist. Reformed alcoholic and drug addict, might not have entirely straightened out. Claimed, without verification, to have been the theoretical second choice for the role of Woody Harrelson's character, "Woody" Boyd, in Cheers. Became a wacky pseudo-environmentalist wingnutscrewballsup who travelled to Alaska from round about 1990 to his death in 2003 to try to get ... close to ... bears. Documented his exploits on videocam, some of said footage making the guts of Werner Hertzog's biopic "Grizzly Man". Ended up doing a Michael Jackson impression over steaming bear shit. Came to believe he was the bears' last good hope, and started ranting on-camera against the wildlife service, humanity in general, et cetera.

In the autumn of 2003 he tried heading back south to be with his family or other friends; at the airport he got into a towering rage with somebody and failed to board the plane, instead returning to the Alaskan lake shore where he had spent the summer. Unfortunately and despite his assumed name, in so doing he didn't tread very well at all. In the meantime his favourite bear clan had all gone into hibernation and another group had moved in to time-share the place, where a few weeks later Treadwell was reminded of the six basic relationships an animal species may have with other animals in the wild: you ignore it, it picks off your parasites, you pick off its parasites, you fuck it, you eat it, it eats you. This list included the last option, and unfortunately he had taken his latest girlfriend along for the ride as well. After the bears had dined on long pig to their hearts' content the park rangers arrived to collect the leftovers and shoot the bears.

Living proof (better still, dead proof) that you shouldn't believe everything you see on Walt Disney movies.

I wanted to be an eco-warrior when I was younger, but then I heard about Timothy Treadwell and wizened up.

by Fearman April 1, 2008

treacherous

likely to backstab and make lies

A: k1234567890y said he was often attacked by hos co-worker with subtle moves, and he said that co-worker is as sinister and bitesome as a cobra.
B: k1234567890y is treacherous and full of jealousy, don't listen to him.

by it is not your business July 26, 2019