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tactical teaspoon

a teaspoon that is made out of pure tungsten and iron, is capable of digging through a few meters of reinforced concrete, can seriously harm and kill armoured opponents, can't rust, and if thrown has a penetration higher than a magnum bullet.

it can also stir tea
tactical teaspoon: a your primary weapon and your best survival tool.
by patcat November 5, 2019
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Tactical barf

When you drank to much alcohol and decide to puke on purpose so you will feel better tomorrow.
Friend 1: Don’t you have to work tomorrow? You are way to drunk!
Friend 2: Nah, I will just do a tactical barf and i’ll be fine
by Jur1234 September 16, 2020
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Tactical positioning

The activity of sitting in The corner of a room thanking of how you have no life and just love to stare at doors waiting for kids to walk in.
Being a pussy ass camper aka Tactical positioning in a corner of a room unnoticed waiting for little kids to walk in the room so you can shit on them with your mac10.
by Silas07 January 7, 2021
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Tactical Ping

When someone is lagging (mostly in fps games) so much, that it benefits them, it's normally seen when the person isn't moving, can't take damage, but can damage you and other players.
Person 1: This person isn't moving, and I can't hurt them, but they keep killing me!
Person 2: They Probably have Tactical Ping
by FeudalHarmonye September 16, 2023
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tasticle

Hey boy would you like a tasticle.
by TimmerOU812 June 22, 2012
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testical festival

like a sausage fest, a party with a large male population that highly exceeds its female population
Guy 1:Dude, that party last night had 100 guys and only 2 chicks.
Guy 2: Damn, sounds like a testical festival
by djsklf September 12, 2005
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tactically superior avocado

A tactically superior avocado. It is tactically superior in every way possible, as it is still an avocado. Tactically inferior avocados have all been turned into guacamole.
That tactically superior avocado is tactically superior, yo
by Tactically Superior Avocado October 28, 2013
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