Instead of saying, "I just got canned" or, "I worked my butt off for that company for years and they laid me off with a lame severance" you can simply say "I'm in transition."
by Transitioning May 30, 2009
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by DeadassMan January 18, 2017
Get the Tortellini Transition mug.OTS stands for Oahu transit services , they believe urban dictionary is a sufficient source for evidence even though anyone can add anything here as a made up meaning there fore anything on urban dictionary is not a creditable source
Person 1 : I currently work for OTS
Person 2: what is OTS
Person 1: Oahu transit services
OTS Oahu transit services
Person 2: what is OTS
Person 1: Oahu transit services
OTS Oahu transit services
by Random texan August 28, 2018
Get the OTS oahu transit services mug.On Facebook when you poke someone on facebook, you poke everyone they've poked, and everyone they've poked...this is how PTD's are spread
Guy 1: I just poked her on facebook
Guy 2: yeah, but she's poked like over 100 people as well
Guy 1: so i could possibly have poking transmitted disease(PTD)
Guy 2: afraid so
Guy 1: damn it
Guy 2: yeah, but she's poked like over 100 people as well
Guy 1: so i could possibly have poking transmitted disease(PTD)
Guy 2: afraid so
Guy 1: damn it
by movieguy92 March 20, 2011
Get the Poking Transmitted Disease(PTD) mug.How to tell if someone's butt is stupid.
The Transitive Butt Property clearly states that the stupidity of someone's butt is greater than or equal to the stupidity of that person's head.
stupid (butt) >or= stupid (head)
The Transitive Butt Property clearly states that the stupidity of someone's butt is greater than or equal to the stupidity of that person's head.
stupid (butt) >or= stupid (head)
by discoblob October 26, 2003
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Get the in transit mug.An unfortunate development in the world of eye correction, transition lenses are intended as an amazing hybrid between sunglasses and the regular prescription kind. In reality, however, they are a gross bastardization of all things acceptable in the world of mainstream eyecare.
Alas, transitions never quite make it to either side of the glasses-sunglasses fence. Instead, they stay perpetually in an awkward shade of dark purple, keeping the wearer "in the dark" in more ways than one. In other words, when you look like a freakazoid insect, it tends to make the whole social skills thing a little harder.
It is generally accepted that the transition lense-wearing population is self-selecting. In other words, only those who like or don't mind looking like skeletor will choose to purchase the atrocities. However, it is believed by some that the lenses are in fact recommended TO weird people specifically by optometrists, perhaps as a public service to help others easily identify the undesirables.
If you or someone you know wears transition lenses regularly, it is advised that you quit immediately. Former wearers show higher success rates in life than current wearers, though it is best to have never worn transition lenses.
Alas, transitions never quite make it to either side of the glasses-sunglasses fence. Instead, they stay perpetually in an awkward shade of dark purple, keeping the wearer "in the dark" in more ways than one. In other words, when you look like a freakazoid insect, it tends to make the whole social skills thing a little harder.
It is generally accepted that the transition lense-wearing population is self-selecting. In other words, only those who like or don't mind looking like skeletor will choose to purchase the atrocities. However, it is believed by some that the lenses are in fact recommended TO weird people specifically by optometrists, perhaps as a public service to help others easily identify the undesirables.
If you or someone you know wears transition lenses regularly, it is advised that you quit immediately. Former wearers show higher success rates in life than current wearers, though it is best to have never worn transition lenses.
That guy wearing transition lenses is too busy being excited about never having to change his pairs to realize that he will never get laid.
by Sugoisama July 22, 2010
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