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Touch grass

Something you tell your friend who is online on social media and/or video games for too long. It can also be an insult.
You've been online for too long, go outside and touch grass.
by Tr45h May 22, 2022
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Something that predators should do.
Creep: *talking to a 13 year old*
Normal person: Hey, creep, go touch grass.
by Pialinist April 13, 2023
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Used back in the late 90's early 2000's as a hip way to say Fuck off
by Leftforlife June 16, 2024
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A Unix Command that creates a file with the name "grass" in the current working directory
john@mycomp:~$ cd discordmod
john@mycomp:~/discordmod$ touch grass
john@mycomp:~/discordmod$ ls
grass
by Maui865 October 16, 2022
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Feel a girl downstairs. If there is grass, Plat ball.
Guy1:I want to fuck Stacy but she seems kinda young.

Guy2 reply: you need to go touch grass.
by Dan da Man13 December 10, 2023
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“touch grass” is a term used to tell someone to spend some time outdoors or in nature. Usually after they spend a lot of time indoors.
“He’s been gaming all day, your friend really needs to touch grass”
by bnakusaki September 8, 2025
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