by Nad Nosnore June 16, 2007
Get the Totemug. Originally posted on the Fall Out Boy Q&A thus began the "totes" explosion. Short for totally and became popular by way of lj.
Now it is used more outloud than typed on the internet.
Now it is used more outloud than typed on the internet.
I totes ate that sandwhich in 30 seconds.
You totes rock.
Person #1:Do you wanna go catch a movie?
Person #2:Totes
You totes rock.
Person #1:Do you wanna go catch a movie?
Person #2:Totes
by bringingthelawl December 17, 2006
Get the totesmug. 
A synonym for breasts. The word is derived from its similarity to tits and the fact that tote bags are about the size of the average breast, therefore the word tote has come to mean tit. It is especially useful in mixed company where a male may comment she has nice totes, without the well-endowed woman knowing that she is being discussed.
I hadn't seen in her in awhile, but she must have hit puberty's second wind. Her boobs have grown and now she has incredible totes.
by P.Titty December 18, 2005
Get the totesmug. another meaning for the word totally. duhhhh whoever doesn't know that is retarded. its the best word to say too.
also me and my bestfriend think it reminds us of the word toes. sooo TOTALLY TOESS!! :D
also me and my bestfriend think it reminds us of the word toes. sooo TOTALLY TOESS!! :D
by leahhkathrynn May 28, 2008
Get the Totesmug. The most vacuous, stone-brained way to say "totally retarded" - totes retar the word is in fact, totes retar.
Annoying White Chick 1: Oh gawd Sheila, the way Amanda wore pink and green together to prom was totes retar.
Annoying White Chick 2: Totally, gross, totes retar.
Annoying White Chick 2: Totally, gross, totes retar.
by Crunching on Gravel October 29, 2017
Get the totes retarmug. Totally bad ass!
The phrase is a combination of totes, which is a truncated way of saying "totally" and malote, which is Chicano slang for "bad ass." It was popularized and possibly originated from the animated science fiction show “Rick and Morty”, created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Adult Swim. It's used by Rick Sanchez in Episode 4 of the first season, M. Night Shaym-Aliens!
The phrase is a combination of totes, which is a truncated way of saying "totally" and malote, which is Chicano slang for "bad ass." It was popularized and possibly originated from the animated science fiction show “Rick and Morty”, created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Adult Swim. It's used by Rick Sanchez in Episode 4 of the first season, M. Night Shaym-Aliens!
Rick and Morty steal processor chips from the intergalactic scammers called the Zigerions and make a getaway in one of their escape pods.....
Rick Sanchez: Totes Malotes Dawg!
Rick Sanchez: Totes Malotes Dawg!
by Doctor Felony August 9, 2016
Get the Totes Malotesmug.