by 50 September 19, 2003
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1. For education institutions located outside of cities, a townie is a person who lives and works near the institution but is not affiliated with the school itself. These people are lowly paid and poorly educated.
2. A person who grew up in towns.
1. For education institutions located outside of cities, a townie is a person who lives and works near the institution but is not affiliated with the school itself. These people are lowly paid and poorly educated.
2. A person who grew up in towns.
The Simpsons:
"stupid townie!"
Homer: "Hey! It's townies like me that cook your food and clean your bathrooms!"
"If you did the former better, we would use the latter less!"
Homer runs off crying
"That's it townie! Run! Run back to your town!"
"stupid townie!"
Homer: "Hey! It's townies like me that cook your food and clean your bathrooms!"
"If you did the former better, we would use the latter less!"
Homer runs off crying
"That's it townie! Run! Run back to your town!"
by TonyZee April 13, 2009
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Get the tornness mug.stupid raggy people who wear blue reebok trouser tucked into white donnay socks,with white fred perry hoodies from market and burberry hats pointing 2 the sun and loadsa fake gold rings and cheap jewelery from argos.
Found sat on benches drinking cider and starting on `normal people` for no reason even though der all faggots.
Found sat on benches drinking cider and starting on `normal people` for no reason even though der all faggots.
by townie h8r 4 ever February 25, 2004
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complete and utter retards who have nothing better to do than swear and shop in jjb etc.they have rings and are genrally pregnant by 11. They are thick.
they also like to beat up people who say anything.
they also like to beat up people who say anything.
ere mush come ere so i can bray ya. Who are you touchin. Dick. FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!
by tom murphy January 27, 2004
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1. 'Bling'
2. Not being aware of any high street store, merely the market places that sell fake copies of items in high street stores for 1% of the price. Don't complain though ... At least they're only wearing what they're worth.
3. Ciggies
4. Usually drop out of school at 14, pregnant or having got someone pregnant.
5. Have the annoying habit of addin 'like' onto the end of all their sentences, like.
1. 'Bling'
2. Not being aware of any high street store, merely the market places that sell fake copies of items in high street stores for 1% of the price. Don't complain though ... At least they're only wearing what they're worth.
3. Ciggies
4. Usually drop out of school at 14, pregnant or having got someone pregnant.
5. Have the annoying habit of addin 'like' onto the end of all their sentences, like.
Me: I have nothing personal about townies.
Townie: What a doing, like? Yooo wan a slap, like. B************!
Townie: What a doing, like? Yooo wan a slap, like. B************!
by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) September 5, 2005
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