colgate toothpaste with tartar control

A toothpaste, which makes you feel like a piece of shit after using it.

I bought your Colgate Toothpaste with tartar control, and it made me feel like a piece of shit!!!!

~Tourette's Guy

colgate toothpaste with tartar control by Vaxen August 20, 2014

Old Garden Toothpaste 

Japanese candy that taste like wilted flowers and minty toothpaste. When you smell it, it gives you a painful head ache. It is also an Italian restaurant my friend made in a roblox game.

"AMBER THIS CANDY TASTE LIKE OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE."

"Kaylee hows the restaurant OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE going!"

"KAYLEE!! GIVE ME YOUR OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE!! RIGHT NOW!! OR I FINNA KASHOOT YOU THEN KERMIT SUICIDE AND KASHOOT MYSELF!!"

Old Garden Toothpaste by Old_Garden_Ladie August 2, 2019

Salty toothpaste 

When one ejaculates on a toothbrush and either they or another person brushes their teeth with it.

Tom wanted to get revenge on his roomate Adam. So early in the morning before work, Tom pretended to be taking a shit. While in the bathroom, he grabbed Adam's toothbrush and gave it a bit of salty toothpaste.

A little while later, Adam was brushing his teeth. "Did this toothpaste taste salty to you Tom?" Adam yelled from the bathroom.
Tom giggled quietly before answering back, "I didn't notice, maybe it's the baking soda"
"You son of a bitch Tom! You put salty toothpaste on my toothbrush" Adam yelled
Tom just laughed.

Salty toothpaste by Nutzen YerMouf June 10, 2017

Cupid's toothpaste

Sperm, particularly in a womans mouth

"Bosh bosh, give her both lumps, she was brushing with cupid's toothpaste this morning."

Cupid's toothpaste by Da Real JZ January 3, 2009

Pie flavored toothpaste 

A female pleasuring herself with a tube of toothpaste.

I use Pie flavored toothpaste AND LOVE IT!!!!!

Pie flavored toothpaste by AR15 December 14, 2008

Tijuana toothpaste

A euphemism for semen, deposited into the mouth of one adminstering fellatio, usually in the hopes of gaining financial benefit or career advancement.

First used in the January 23, 2002 The Onion article "Who Do I Have to Blow to Win the Bancroft Prize in American History?"
http://www.bigosoft.com/dan/bancroft_prize.htm

"I was so intent on getting that adminstrative position that I guzzled gallons of Tijuana toothpaste."
-or-
"How did someone as dumb as her become Vice President of the company? She must be brushin' with some serious Tijuana toothpaste."

Tijuana toothpaste by Pepper May 13, 2005

Unclean Toothpaste

The act of a man having sexual intercourse with a woman, ejaculating onto a toothbrush, and making the woman brush her teeth with it.

Yo I had sex with this hot chick last night, but her teeth were in terrible condition. So I made her brush her teeth with Unclean Toothpaste.

Unclean Toothpaste by yeayea friedman February 21, 2011