Toolius Caesar

Someone who is nicknamed Toolie, and considers themselves to be akin to Julius Caesar. Most likely very sly, sharp-tongued, handsome in real life, very smart (doesn't matter if book smart or street smart), very dominant, and probably excels in sports.

Guy 1: "Hey, Toolie. Why do you have a Julius Caesar profile picture?"
Guy 2: "Because I'm Toolius Caesar."

by ad;oiadkjadaakjdhaskhaksjd August 26, 2021

Toolsies

Obsession with purchasing redundant IT tools that solve issues or problems that have already been solved, but require additional tools to manage or operate.

Jon purchased a fourth Web Application Firewall product this month and the other three haven't even been deployed, looks like a case of the toolsies.

by Paige Reedmiles April 7, 2022

Toolest

A group of childhood friends. They’re some of the coolest guys I know.

I’m gonna miss every member of Toolest.

by C3viche June 12, 2022

Toolie

a hammer

i always keep that toolie on me just in case

by devilshyt July 22, 2023

Toolie Toter

a little 4’9 compressed gay boy garden gnome who is very angry and mad at the world

Boy: I left my buttplug in my ass last night and accidentally fell asleep but now it’s gone wtf?
Girl: Don’t you know there’s a butt plug thief coming around at night stealing ppls butt plugs ? He goes by the name of Toolie Toter

by minergirl69 September 28, 2023

Tooliee

The bestest person in the whole world and the reason why everybody breathes and lives on earth. Also is the Greatest Of All Time

Yo we need Tooliee to come to our party

Tooliee is so funny and goated

by Aliiiiiiiiiiii December 27, 2023

tokliest of tokes

The smallest of hits from a joint or a cig. Derived from “to toke”, a tokliest of tokes is what you ask for when you want to take the littlest of drags. But it sometimes ends up being more. Start small

Hey man can I take the tokliest of tokes from that little spliffy?

by kombuchalord January 20, 2024