Toilet Paper 

Worth $100 is what everyone thinks but toilet paper won’t save you from corona.

Random guy: I’ll give you 100 bucks for one roll.
Person: one roll? Huh
Random guy: shh... toilet paper
Person: umm okay it’s not like it’ll save you from corona
Random guy:😳 yes it will

Toilet Paper by Daniel156 April 5, 2020

Toilet paper 

Something that our future generations won't have any memory of.

Kid born in 2075: The fuck is toilet paper
Father: Sit down son, I need to tell you a story

Toilet paper by DeepFriedDump April 6, 2020

Toilet Paper 

I haven't heard of that in months

"Bro wheres the toilet paper"
"Idk man I haven't heard of that in such a long time, you can get some sandpaper though"

Toilet Paper by Tsyoogi April 7, 2020

Toilet Paper 

When the 2020 this was the most important item in existence. No longer exists.

You bro you got any toilet paper

THEY STILL HAVE THAT

Toilet Paper by Cedscrub April 11, 2020

Toilet Paper 

When the 2020 this was the most important item in existence. No longer exists.

You bro you got any toilet paper

THEY STILL HAVE THAT

Toilet Paper by Cedscrub April 11, 2020

toilet paper 

one of the most expensive things you can buy during the CoronaVirus because everyone is buying it.
you simply cant find it anywhere

For some reason people think wiping their ass is more important than eating or drinking

damn it i cant wipe my ass because everyone in the whole wold has bought all the toilet paper!!!

toilet paper by TheWhitestIndian April 13, 2020

Toilet Paper 

An essential resource, now gone scarce due to the COVID-19 lockdown. This holy material, brought to us from above, aids some in helping clean one's shit lined ass hole. Another use for this Walmart product, is helping a man clean the pew-pews of jizz off the toilet seat.

Oe hail naw, we ran out of Toilet Paper.

Toilet Paper by itsPrYzm June 2, 2020