Toad

A spikey haired Misfit, who dances around with his tits out and tries to break dance while intoxicated. Also created magical creature La Fooz De La Kooz De La De Loopdey Goop... see friend Beets

Toad... what the fuck are you doing?

by Dougs. February 15, 2004

Toad

an acronym for
T-totally
O- obnoxious
A- ass whole
D-driver

Thanks for cutting me off you toad!

by sucka sucka motha fucka April 27, 2009

Toad

Trump's Orange Aged Dick.

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart" - Stormy Daniels

Trump is a total Toad.

by TehLisa September 19, 2018

Toad

A man who's total ineptitude with women reflects that of the character named "Toad" in the movie Gran Torino.

Man... your boy Toad is throwing his best game at that waitress but it's just useless.

by Godseystyle August 25, 2009

Toad

A little Betch who says to you "YoUr pRincEsS iS in AnoTheR CastLe!" and he says that for another 6 castles until you finally reach the princess and you cry your waluigi pillow until you eventually want to die. Don't forget toads parents are brother and sister, thats why he is so fricking STUPID!!!!!!

"Man TOAD Sucks"

by xxxmemeboixxx December 14, 2018

Toad

A person who always tries to make his opinion known and therefore constantly interrupts conversations.

This word has its origin in the world of mushrooms, because mushrooms also spread their spores everywhere. Toad is the mushroom in Mario Kart.

A: "Have you heard about the news in Australia?" B: "Oh yeah, that's terrible..." C: "Hi guys, I've been to Australia once and traveled around there!" A: "Oh Anna shut up, you are such a Toad!" B:"She's always toading about this topic."

How can you tell that someone is vegan? The person is toading around it all the time, such a Toad.

by Maximus_karutus January 1, 2022

Toad

a sociopath, borderline idiot savant, who should not be allowed to work around human beings, ever.

This guy was such a toad they wrote him off "The Office," but he still wouldn't leave.

by the Professor from Podunk December 8, 2010