sucks to be you

When someone says something bad that happened, is happening, or is going to happen.

"Your girlfriend's fucking your brother? Sucks to be you."

by Th'Squeekah June 13, 2004

sucks to your ass-mar!

This wonderful, versatile phrase is the one good thing that came from the incredibly boring novel 'Lord of the Flies'.

It can be used for a greeting, and many other sittuations as well. It can be used as a synnonym for "pwned", "sucks to be you!", etc. You can get creative.

Another wonderful thing about this phrase is that you might be able to get away with shouting it to your English teacher. I mean, it's rude, but it's from an incredibly boring and well-acclaimed novel, so she/he might be impressed enough with you that she won't shoot you for saying it to him/her.

When you say it, you have to say it in a Brittish accent (it comes from the context of 'Lord of the Flies'), and in a mocking tone (one similar to that in which you'd say something like "Ha-ha!").

Bob- "Oh, no! He's going to throw that rotten egg at me!"
Chuck- "Sucks to your ass-mar!"

*someone gets owned*
Chuck- "Sucks to your ass-mar!"

English teacher- "Oh, no! I seem to have misplaced my papers!"
Chuck- "SUCKS TO YOUR ASS-MAR!"
English teacher- "Why, how rude! I'm writing you up! ..Oh wait, no, that's from 'Lord of the Flies', therefore I'm impressed. You get a gold star!"

by NothingChen December 9, 2006

sucks to be you

An expression of acknowledgement of hardship. Depending on context, can be sympathetic or taunting.

You: My car broke down, and I have to get to the other side of the state tonight!
Me: Damn, dude. Sucks to be you.

Her: I totally blew my interview, and now you're going to get the job for sure.
Him: Ha ha! Sucks to be you!

by Nacho Dan June 15, 2004

sucks to your ass-mar

a term of derision or disdain. generally used when someone is complaining about something or using an injury, condition or weakness as an excuse.

frank: i'd love to you help you clean up that mess, but my back is killing me.

ted: sucks to your ass-mar! get off your lazy ass and give me a hand.

by dance_otik March 29, 2009

yah boo sucks to you

Used to show you have no sympathy towards someone. Also can be used to the same affect as 'So there'

Person 1: My cat died today *sob*
Person 2: Aaahh, yah boo sucks to you

or

Person 1: I don't want to watch Dr Who
Person 2: Well we're watching it anyway, so yah boo sucks to you

by camden.leisure.pirate February 9, 2008

Sucks to be you

Often used in meaning you have created the situation yourself and you should suffer for it for your own stupidity. Conservatives love to use it and imply it's a lack of 'personal responsibility' for the person under going the hardship or bad situation. It can also tie into darwinism and the idea it's survival of the most fit or having the most prepared minds.

A guy tells a woman online that he got divorced and now has to pay child support. She says, it's your own fault for not getting to know her better and it sucks to be you!

by hongestguy87110 August 2, 2009

sucks to be you

thank god I'm not you! I mean, I sympathize and everything...but damn, I would hate to be in your place.

"I got pulled over last night for going 55 in a 50."
"Man, sucks to be you."

by mewanteefirthee June 18, 2004