by pppower69 September 17, 2020
by Kamrin Kulbrt September 05, 2015
Straight: A mental illness affecting the limbic system of the brain.
Scientifically know as : Heterosexual
People suffering from the symptoms of heterosexuality may do things such as:
Like Grey's Anatomy.
Harm innocent fish by stabbing them in the roof of their mouth for fun.
Disliking the Television show "Friends" without ever watching one episode.
Voting right wing
As you can see all of these are quite brutal and if not treated quickly they must be euthanized.
Cures:
Frogs
Thinking : Oh wow (my gender) is pretty goddamn hot too
DISCLAIMER: HETEROSEXUALITY IS NOT LETHAL WHILE IN A TRANS/NON-BINARY PERSON
Scientifically know as : Heterosexual
People suffering from the symptoms of heterosexuality may do things such as:
Like Grey's Anatomy.
Harm innocent fish by stabbing them in the roof of their mouth for fun.
Disliking the Television show "Friends" without ever watching one episode.
Voting right wing
As you can see all of these are quite brutal and if not treated quickly they must be euthanized.
Cures:
Frogs
Thinking : Oh wow (my gender) is pretty goddamn hot too
DISCLAIMER: HETEROSEXUALITY IS NOT LETHAL WHILE IN A TRANS/NON-BINARY PERSON
That meth head down the road looks like hes a straight one.
That E-boy that you see on tiktok is totally straight.
That E-boy that you see on tiktok is totally straight.
by 🐸child of frog September 20, 2020
Being straight is being attracted to only males which is not okay. You can be gay,bi,transgender, lesbian, asexual etc.. but being straight is really not okay. If you’re straight you’re mentally and physically ill.
Ryland:Hey man wanna go protest for lqbtq+ rights?
brad:No dude I’m straight I don’t wanna seem gay.
Ryland:what...the...fuck.
brad:No dude I’m straight I don’t wanna seem gay.
Ryland:what...the...fuck.
by alkalb September 16, 2020
by Diego September 04, 2003
Straight was a noun used in the late 70's to early 80's to define persons who were not into punk, drugs or David Bowie.
by steve elm August 20, 2009
While someone who is strictly asexual may have no sexual or romantic attraction to anyone regardless of gender, a straight-a is someone who identifies as asexual but may manifest romantic or other nonsexual attraction to members of the opposite sex.
See also: gay-a
See also: gay-a
"Wow! She's hot!"
"Dude?! I thought you were asexual?"
"I am, but she's stil hot. I'm not saying I want to sleep with her."
"I guess you're straight-a."
"Dude?! I thought you were asexual?"
"I am, but she's stil hot. I'm not saying I want to sleep with her."
"I guess you're straight-a."
by the_smasher November 29, 2009