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irish cologne

The smell on your body after a long night of drinking. Subsequently Guinness isn't the only beer that supplies this scent.
Will: I had many a pint last night and now I have the Irish cologne.
Mike: How is that bad?
Will: I don't want any teachers to smell it on me, but it does make me smell like an Irish mob lord.
Mike: Now I need some Irish cologne.
by Guinness O'Shaugnassey November 6, 2007
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is that your boys cologne

by Whydontwe4Ever November 5, 2017
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crapper cologne

A type of cologne usually found in dispensers in nightclub bathrooms; they are frequently used by men who believe thay are about to get lucky.
Woman 1: Hey, why didn't you go with that one guy?

Woman 2: Are you kidding, he was drenched in so much crapper cologne I couldn't breathe!
by nhojaskfniau November 22, 2009
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colognely

The state of not wearing, owning, or smelling of cologne.
Man, i smell. I'm feeling pretty colognely
by unicorn wheelchairs November 15, 2010
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Cologne Clique

The part of the Clique, that has weekly clique meetups in the German city Cologne. They are superior.
by joshdunswhore July 21, 2019
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Cologne and hand towels

A code phrase for a guy who intends to hang around men's restrooms looking for a hook up.
Hey, Matty, let's grab a drink!

Nah, I'm going to the men's washroom to hand out cologne and hand towels.
by colonsandhandjobs November 28, 2019
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kootenay cologne

The obvious scent of marijuana smoke that lingers on the majority of residents in the sacred kootenay region of British Columbia
It must be After 4:20, I can smell the Kootenay Cologne out on Baker Street!!
by Dez4prez May 1, 2018
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