irish cologne

The smell on your body after a long night of drinking. Subsequently Guinness isn't the only beer that supplies this scent.

Will: I had many a pint last night and now I have the Irish cologne.
Mike: How is that bad?
Will: I don't want any teachers to smell it on me, but it does make me smell like an Irish mob lord.
Mike: Now I need some Irish cologne.

by Guinness O'Shaugnassey November 6, 2007

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is that your boys cologne

A saying from a beautiful YouTube sensation Tessa Brooks.

Yeah I smell good is that your boys cologne.

by Whydontwe4Ever November 5, 2017

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Cologne Turd

Occurs during early morning in small to large office buildings inside the male restroom; Freshly applied, strong and cheap cologne mixes with the nasty beer and hot wings stool that is releived from the male. Thus creating a uniquely blended and familiar scent to the office environment.

Break Room Convo: “Dude have you walked into the bathroom yet this morning? Someone dropped a nasty cologne turd in there and never flushed.”

by Ole Ric November 2, 2018

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monster cologne

when you stick your finger (middle is best) as deep as possible to the bottom of your bellybutton, rim out all the perspiration/fabric lint, then wipe behind each ear

When I asked her what she found most irresistible about me, she said it was my monster cologne.

by purple pellets January 26, 2022

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