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the golden ticket

1) A Trojan Magnum condom, since the color of the wrapper is gold.
2)Refers to the fact that a man's penis is wider than average; therefore, needing a condom with more room.
"Hey, how did it go last night with your boyfriend?"

"Amazing! He's got the Golden Ticket."
by Ashley aka Bunny October 8, 2006
mugGet the the golden ticketmug.

Shit tickets

Toilet paper, usually single ply but sometimes multi-ply.
by Simon Callahan September 26, 2010
mugGet the Shit ticketsmug.

shit tickets

one uses to wipe with after going to the bathroom
Did you get the shit tickets because i got to go to the show
by Paula Esquivel December 23, 2007
mugGet the shit ticketsmug.

Circus Tickets

Code word for marijuana, usually used when attempting to obtain marijuana. First used in a Weekend Update skit on NBC's Saturday Night Live.
Hey, I need $50 worth of circus tickets.
by Tarpie March 26, 2009
mugGet the Circus Ticketsmug.

thats the ticket

A phrase of relaxation, or pleasure. Commonly used when something goes just the way you want it to.
*leaning back in chair and stretching*..ahhhhh, thats the ticket...
by Pistol Starta February 11, 2004
mugGet the thats the ticketmug.

Bitch Ticket

A submitted vote form or participation in an election that gives you the right to complain about the outcomes related to it.
You don't get to complain about Obama's stimulus package, your lazy ass didn't fill out a bitch ticket last year.
by austinphoenix December 24, 2009
mugGet the Bitch Ticketmug.

slick ticket

by littleman8675309 October 5, 2011
mugGet the slick ticketmug.

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