the thousand year gay

what dr. mario and dr. luigi diagnose sonic and knuckles with

luigi: *stares at clip board*
mario: its not good new
luigi: you got the thousand year gay *starts dancing*
mario: *also starts dancing
sonic: waht does that mean
mario: it means its time to PARTY
sonic and knuckles: alright *starts dancing*
mario: oh and youll be dead in a week
sonic and knuckles: *pure fear on faces*

by [insert letter spam here] February 10, 2021

You ever held a thousand dollars ?

Verbal : What you tell a bitch that’s acting too good too fuck, but you know she wants to fuck, and you trynna fuck, so you bring up money.

Bitch have you ever held a thousand dollars ?

by AKAYHAVIN1KRPOMO June 10, 2019

One thousand years of death

Noun
A jutsu when kakashi fingered naruto's booty hole and lead him flying.

Verb
Finger fuck in which 4 fingers go in

Fuck her from behind like one thousand years of death.

by VanillaRanchIceCream August 22, 2019

a thousand years of death

When you get down on your knees being your girl, put your hands together and extend your pointer and middle fingers on both hands and yell A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH then jam your fingers into her asshole.

Guy: A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH

Girl: oh yeah babe that's the spot

by Kikashi April 23, 2018

I have a thousand years of power

Robert McClain once stated this phrase, whilst the police attempted to extradite him from his basement, whilst in medieval armor & leather gauntlets, brandishing a broadsword & a large wooden mallet. He was tazered into submission.

From thesmokinggun.com;
"I'm gonna crush your fucking skulls," McClain warned. Then, in a nice rhetorical flourish (for a lunatic, at least), he added, "I have a thousand years of power."

by I_AM_D July 6, 2008

one thousand

One thousand is a big ass number

Guy 1 wow theirs like one thousand people in there.
Guy 2 ya thats a big ass number right there.

by bigmoney1000 November 26, 2018

Thousand Year of Pain

When hitting it from behind, before you reach a state of climax, pull out and scream, "Thousand years of pain!!" as you reinsert your penis into her other hole and nut.

I hit Sebrena with the Thousand Year of Pain so hard, she could not sit for 2 days.

by Thousand year of Pain December 11, 2018