Taint On Taint

A fictional sitcom on CBS starring Ted Danson as a Proctologist in a post-apocalyptic Detroit. Part of a prank on DFW radio's Doyle King.

Dude, did you see Taint On Taint last night? It rocked my chode off.

by sImon mIlligan August 7, 2008

taint bonnet

garment for dogs that like to drag their asses on the carpet.
--also, used alternately with douchebag or pansy.

--Don't be such a taint bonnet!
--We knew James was a taint bonnet when he pansied out.
--My dog, Honey, tore through 12 taint bonnets when she ate the bowl of refried beans I accidentally left on the floor.

by RatDog904 July 28, 2011

taintput

the definition of an ashley schmidt, aka a stank ho

dog ashley schimdt is a taintput" "i know fuck that hoe"

by taintput December 4, 2010

Taintapotomus

A girl with an extremely large taint. Generally hairy or smells of fecal matter.

That girl I boned last night had a taintapotomus.

by WootALoot July 7, 2009

thintelligence

The state of mind where a person does something without considering the consequences. The idea may seem brilliant at first, but the after-affects usually prove to be deadly. This phrase was invented by Michael Crichton in his book Jurassic Park (the character Malcolm says it)

Jimmy Neutron often exhibits thintelligence.

by firelordZula January 3, 2007

Sandusky Taint Grab

A tradition traced back to the Huron Indians, the Sandusky Taint Grab is the act of grabbing and pinching a partner’s taint to extract vital information. Also known as the St. Clairsville Choad Clamp.

Sarah had to use the dreaded Sandusky Taint Grab on her husband to find out if he was cheating, and oddly enough, he liked it.

by Tequilarawks April 23, 2006

taint knot

When your taint hair starts to turn into psuedo dreadlocks. it is a painful affliction of hikers and any distance walkers or runners. The Knots are normally pulled out at a break and can be avoided with proper trimming beforehand.

oh shit I forgot to trim my gooch. I am rockin some mean taint knots.

by grizzlyAdam August 12, 2006