Theo

A general asshole who doesn't care about anyone's feelings. He is super immature and always talks about sex and penises but thinks people who masturbate are disgusting. He calls everyone either homophobic or gay.

Guy 1: I was venting about my depression and that guy started calling me a loser

Guy 2: Sounds like a Theo

by DooplerBoopler August 29, 2020

Theo

Theo's are generally French, they tend to be homosexual and Xbox fans, like to discriminate against Indian and black people, says the n-word frequently and is trash at scooting

Example 1
Aryan: Yo wagwan g
Theo: Shut up big brown nigga

Example 2
Theo to James: I can double tailwhip flat
James: Aight bet lemme see
Theo: *falls*

by BobsUrUncles April 05, 2020

Theo

An Irish loser who likes to join in with the bullies. Sucks at playing basketball and believes rumors, because he is a fucking twit.

Look at that idiot Theo, jerking off when he seeks flies swarming around the trashcan.

by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 06, 2019

Theo

A thong. A skimpy undergarment. First known to be used in Glasgow. A slang term deriving from shortening Theodore Long's name to Th-ong. Private code used by boys in classrooms.

Other known variations;
Paphitis
Rosevelt
Teddy

Marv: Did you spot the Theo on Tiffany in Biology.
Keith: PHWOAR. it was a frilly bad boy.

Tiffany: Does this Theo make my bum look big?

by pawcracka November 23, 2009

Theo

The most evil being to exist. He will kill anyone who oppsoses him and his goal in life is to go to hell and meet the devil. He is also a huge fan of torture,murder, and blenders.

Devil: I want Theo to be my friend.

by hippyboiz June 24, 2018

Theo

Can be annoying and clingy but really funny and loves to help people there all kind

Have you met Theo?
Yeah hes kinda annoying 😂

by Ialwaysusemyfamily June 09, 2019

Theo

A person who everyone should be very cautious of. He is an entitled, really manipulative and coersive person, who seems like a nice guy at first but this is only a tactic to get close to you. He pretends to be a feminist but is super sexist and mysogynistic. He is the epitome of small dick energy.

I thought that he was nice but I guess he's just another theo.
You're so sexist that you sound like a theo

by sweet_dab June 02, 2020