A general asshole who doesn't care about anyone's feelings. He is super immature and always talks about sex and penises but thinks people who masturbate are disgusting. He calls everyone either homophobic or gay.
Guy 1: I was venting about my depression and that guy started calling me a loser
Guy 2: Sounds like a Theo
Guy 2: Sounds like a Theo
by DooplerBoopler August 29, 2020
Get the Theomug. Theo's are generally French, they tend to be homosexual and Xbox fans, like to discriminate against Indian and black people, says the n-word frequently and is trash at scooting
Example 1
Aryan: Yo wagwan g
Theo: Shut up big brown nigga
Example 2
Theo to James: I can double tailwhip flat
James: Aight bet lemme see
Theo: *falls*
Aryan: Yo wagwan g
Theo: Shut up big brown nigga
Example 2
Theo to James: I can double tailwhip flat
James: Aight bet lemme see
Theo: *falls*
by BobsUrUncles April 5, 2020
Get the Theomug. An Irish loser who likes to join in with the bullies. Sucks at playing basketball and believes rumors, because he is a fucking twit.
by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 6, 2019
Get the Theomug. A thong. A skimpy undergarment. First known to be used in Glasgow. A slang term deriving from shortening Theodore Long's name to Th-ong. Private code used by boys in classrooms.
Other known variations;
Paphitis
Rosevelt
Teddy
Other known variations;
Paphitis
Rosevelt
Teddy
Marv: Did you spot the Theo on Tiffany in Biology.
Keith: PHWOAR. it was a frilly bad boy.
Tiffany: Does this Theo make my bum look big?
Keith: PHWOAR. it was a frilly bad boy.
Tiffany: Does this Theo make my bum look big?
by pawcracka November 23, 2009
Get the Theomug. A person who everyone should be very cautious of. He is an entitled, really manipulative and coersive person, who seems like a nice guy at first but this is only a tactic to get close to you. He pretends to be a feminist but is super sexist and mysogynistic. He is the epitome of small dick energy.
I thought that he was nice but I guess he's just another theo.
You're so sexist that you sound like a theo
You're so sexist that you sound like a theo
by sweet_dab June 2, 2020
Get the Theomug. by Ialwaysusemyfamily June 9, 2019
Get the Theomug. A man who will be forever alone and will have to live in his parents house as long as he lives. He is also a very small funny twat.
by Steventheman May 14, 2020
Get the Theomug.