me espresso

When you're pissing and you try to get it out so fast that you feel like you're brewing the strongest espresso made to date.

Friend: Wow back so soon?
Me: Yeah, that's that me espresso
Friend: Damn, that busy huh

by Superminaren September 18, 2024

Espresso Frappe

When she shits in a cup and you also cum in the cup and mix it up (blender is suggested) and you pour it on her vagina and slurp it off.

Guuuuuuuuuurl, i wanna do a espresso frappe on yo ass.

by Fuzzyrobrub April 5, 2019

could've been her espresso

A popular phrase used on social media about a song that flopped/didn't do very well. The poster will liken the song to Sabrina Carpenter's smash hit "Espresso" which catapulted her career. Often times this is used sarcastically or ironically.

OP: *posts video of Nicki Minaj Super Bass*
Caption: this could've been her espresso
Comment: baby this was the coffee bean delete this

by Hay18 May 17, 2025

espresso shartini

An espresso martini with laxatives in it.

Got smashed on espresso martinis last night, shat myself, espresso shartinis

by Dick Recoil May 7, 2020

Columbian Espresso

When you get woken up by a finger/hand and a vibrator combo.

Last weekend this chick woke me up with a columbian espresso and it was incredible.

by Aqua Sluts March 8, 2021

Espresso Drinker

An insulting term for liberals, like how Brits are "Tea Drinkers" Liberals are "Espresso Drinkers"

"Nathaniel is a dirty espresso drinker!"

by assfucker420 February 22, 2020

this was supposed to be her espresso

A popular phrase used on social media about a song that flopped/didn't do very well. The poster will liken the song to Sabrina Carpenter's smash hit "Espresso" which catapulted her career. Often times this is used sarcastically or ironically to a refer to an even bigger hit single.

OP: *posts video of Nicki Minaj Super Bass*
Caption: this was supposed to be her espresso
Comment: baby this was the coffee bean delete this

by Hay18 June 23, 2025