Zuck up

When you succeed but somehow make everything worse for literally everyone else.

Mark Zuckerberg is such a zuck up, says he enables free speech but can't even show pole on main.

by Chattwo February 25, 2025

Zucked

To have your Facebook profile locked/frozen because of "suspicious activity" or a potential "hacking" issue. In this definition of the word, the lock-out isn't because of anything you posted; this is happening to hundreds of users every week who never post anything even remotely offensive or controversial. There is a mechanism by which you are supposed to be able to recover your account by uploading an image of your driver's license or other Government-issue photo ID, but fewer than 1 in 20 people who get Zucked this way succeed in this recovery; the website almost always returns an error message that it "could not match the image to your profile". Since there is no way to ever reach an actual live human being at Facebook Customer Service, getting Zucked by way of a "suspicious activity" lock-out is permanent unless you are one of the lucky 1-in-20 for whom the driver's license un-lock actually works. All of your Posts, Chats, Reactions, and Comments are gone, as if they never existed. All the time you might have put into building your timeline over however many years you had a FB account, likewise gone.

You phone your best friend: "Dave, I just tried to log in to FaceBook, and I'm getting a weird error message about 'suspicious activity'. And I have an message in my Gmail inbox saying my account is locked! What do I do now?"
Dave's reply to you, "Sorry to hear it, bro, but you've been Zucked. You can try the recovery procedure with uploading a photo-ID, but if that doesn't work, there's nothing else you can do but start over with a new profile under a different name."

by ctsurv553 April 18, 2024

Zucking It

This is the act of sucking, or attempting to suck off one's self in a public space. This was made famous by Mark Zuckerberg after being caught sucking himself off in a Wendys bathroom.

Mark Zuckerberg got caught Zucking It in a Wendy's bathroom.

by Blianga January 13, 2025

zuck

Anything that doesn't just suck, it's also devoid of merit and humanity; especially tech products.

There was so much hype around this new tech - of course it'll zuck.

by chAMPIRE January 25, 2021

double-zucked

Verb; Past tense; when your facebook data was taken by Cambridge Analytical and facebook’s CEO, Mark Zuckerberg, tells you to “click this link to see if your data was mined” and by clicking the link your data is mined again.

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice...well..you ain’t gonna double-zuck me again. My friend got double-zucked yesterday when he clicked the link to see about his data.

by TiffanyFey May 24, 2018

Zucking Up

When you've failed up, become immensely privileged, and have everything you need to do the right thing but you don't/still fail. This word is was inspired by the story and action's of Facebook creator, Mark Zuckerberg.

You: "Mark Zuckerberg still let's hate speech flow freely on Facebook!"

Friend: "He just keeps Zucking up."

You: "Remember Taylor from work, who got the promotion?
Friend: "Yeah, I remember you mentioning him. What happened?"
You: "He totally jacked-up the project's new release!"
Friend: "Ugh another unremarkable white dude Zucking Up."

by SenoritaChivato September 1, 2020

zucks

A combination of Zscaler and Sucks, to represent when something sucks as much or more than Zscaler does. In this world where security is paramount and you can't live without internet you should know what is good and what is bad and only use the good stuff to protect you.

- Oh man, TikTok isn't working - that zucks!

- That salesmen should be less arrogant and zuck less.

- It zucks when somebody lies to you!

by xohex March 14, 2024