by RAY GOFORTH December 22, 2004
A hopelessly ignorant fool. This term is usually associated with the brokeass redneck variety of tard. Derived from tuber, which figuratively describes the tube's bottom-dwelling way of life.
by JoeWriter November 14, 2005
by Chadbeccar August 20, 2007
Sexual act in which a man ejaculates into a garden hose or similar object, and then is sucked out of the hose by another individual.
by Savka Mladenovich May 03, 2004
When I was browsing the tubes last night I found a hillarous video of a fat woman being stabbed in the eye with a fork.
by ArgonEnigma September 03, 2011