Taint

Taint on a female body is the area directly below the vagina yet above the anus. Its purpose is to seperate the tuna aroma of the vagina from the shit odor experssed from the asshole. Without tie taint, it would simply smell like shitty fish and reproduction of the human species would not exist.

Man, i went down on this bitch and she didnt smell like shit at all. She had a perfect taint. Smooth as a babies bottom.

by Dan weird October 31, 2017

Taint

't aint quite your arse and 't aint quite your bollocks it that bit in between

Pass me that cactus.... i have an itchy taint

by Stuart_The_man_you_love_to_hate November 14, 2003

taint

the perineum, the space between the anus and the genitals

Time: "Can Obama Escape the Taint of Blagojevich?"

Me: Oh, that is so wrong.

by kyrtap13 December 11, 2008

taint

taint the sweet, spicy, sometimes saggy skin between your genitals and rectum.

Helga had a chunk of cancer removed from her foot and they used her hairy taint to patch it up.

by greenpoop December 19, 2006

taint

a stupid word for the ignorant to refer to the area between the genetials and the anus. Just because you put a mildly slang or "street" sounding word on something, does not make it cool, hip, street or gangsta.

my taint is itchin for some lickin

by tired of B.S. wanna-be's July 08, 2006

taint

the area betwixt one's genitalia and one's rectum.

So called because: It taint the pussy and taint the ass!

She was so vain that she insisted on keeping her taint well-buffed and moisturized.

by Happy F. Birthday Fairy August 14, 2006

taint

technically the Perineum, it's the area between the balls and the asshole.

'taint balls, 'taint anus.

by Goober43215 October 11, 2008