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Monke

This is another way of spelling “monkey” and can be used for all situations to mean anything. It is the UNO reverse card of words.
“I was talking to this girl and she asked me how I like my coffee so I replied with, Monke.”
by The Monke God August 4, 2021
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Monk

1) Someone who sacrifices their entire life just to pray

2) A monkey
1) That monk is always praying

2) Le monk 🐵
by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 March 13, 2022
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Monke

Yo Wsssp Broski I’m Just listening to these rad tunes fo shizzle tha song name is Monke
by YoPrestonChill December 30, 2021
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Monke

the best animal in the world.

reject humanity, humans are cringe, me MONKE INSTEAD
monke 1: "ooh ooh ah ah"

monke 2: "fornite"

monke 1: "cringe"
by Shredr Monke January 27, 2021
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Monked it

Used as slang for masturbation, as monks cannot have sex they must "monk it" to relieve the sexual tension.
How many times have you monked it?
Got any thing you monked it to recently?
by KarCraft May 27, 2015
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Monke

Yooooo looks like Bob is evolving into a Monke
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Monking it in

When parking your car, you back into the parking space, rather than pulling into it forwards. Very common for grease monkeys to perform this maneuver, thus, monking it in.
Whether driving a big 4 x 4 or a some type of hot rod, you'll always find a motorhead monking it in.
by bucktownsfinest February 3, 2010
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