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Term used when someone is asking whether a person's pubic hair color matches the color of the hair on their head. This question is usually asked of a person with red hair.
Hey Charlie, I saw you went home with that cute redheaded chick from the bar last night. Did the carpet match the drapes?
by Midnight310 August 16, 2011
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when a chicks hair (on her head) is the same color as her hair on her pussy.
Damn! That is one hot redhead! I wonder if the curtains match the carpet.
by OnE LoVe September 1, 2003
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Describing whether or not a chicks pubes matches her hair. usually asked by a buddy after learning of a casual sex encounter and asking for a vicarious image.
No, fucking way man. You banged that hot blond from the bar last night! But did her collars match the cuffs?
by plumberjoe January 29, 2009
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A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" being the hair on her head.
"Check out that hot blonde over there. Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?"
by bubba May 5, 2004
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One's genital hair matches the color of the hair on one's head.
Even though she looks like she dyes her hair, the carpet matches the drapes on her.
by quamp March 24, 2007
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One's pubic hair matching the hair on their head.

Often used to find out natural hair color.

In a sentence: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
Me: Girl you know what I found out the other day?!

Friend: What?

Me: Britney Spears IS a natural blonde!

Friend: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Me: YEEEHH
by Gigi1000 December 30, 2010
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A question you would ask someone to find out if their pubic hair matches the hair on their head.... without it being to obvious that you want to know.
"Not to be weird, but do the curtains match the carpet?"
by Urbandefiner.com February 13, 2017
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